Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

I was taming a lvl 49 Meg in single player and it seemed like a pretty high level to me so i felt like taming it cuz I don't got no other megs and eventhough it took more than an hour I spend valuable time protecting it from gay mantas and other shit and I got a bonus 10 levels after the tame and jus as I was brining it back home... I heard the music playing and I was like "its prob some low level Meg" (I didn't hev engram points to make a saddle... So I made it follow my raft)... I thought he would destroy dat thing and follow me... But wen I went under to check... He was basically being gang banged by fuking 10-20 megs.... For no fuking reason these many megs fuking spawned.... Wtf... Some explain pls
More Megalodon Funny Tips
Me: come on Destiny! Let's get silica pearls! (Destiny is my lvl 167 basilo)
Destiny:OK
Me: *gets on basilo*
Me and Destiny: *goes to bottom of sea*
Lvl 150 alpha meg: come on boys let's get em'
All other megs: hurrah!
Me: well ... that is a lot of megs.
Destiny: too bad we don't have a tuso to fart ink on them.
Me: yeah, now we have to fight them.
*cool battle music*
*baby shark starts to play*
Everyone: huh?
Also everyone: attack!!!!
Destiny: *destroys them all with ease*
Me: surely there is a twist... it shouldn't have been that easy...
Ark: SEND IN THE ARMY OF THE DEEP!!!
Me: yup there's the twist ._.
Destiny: *chomp*
Ark: oh, um, how?
Destiny: *chomp*
Chat: "Ark lvl infinity was killed by Destiny lvl 167!"
Me: I just wanted silica pearls.