Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: friend wanna help me tame a mega London? Friend: sure me: lets go with our birds friend: umm dude mega London is a bird me: no itβs a land creature ( 100 years later ) ( me and my friend died because to much stress relief)
More Megalodon Funny Tips
POV you hen you first tame an ichthy:
Giant sharks dodododododo
Chaseing you dodododo
So scary dodododo
Giant shark
Alpha one dodododo
Your mount is dead dodododo
Now you are to
Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?
I have a meg that is close to land and stuck but when i try to move him his stuck so i named him land meg
Bro needs to lay low on the calories
They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:πππ
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
Nobody gonna mention the pic tho? Why a meg got a watch on?π€£
So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry π for Barry please
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever