
What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
These Look Like A Tiny Frickin' Shark. The Devs Should Give Respect To The Big Bois Under Da Sea. They Aren't Even Scary! I've Got More Chanses Getting Killed By A Sea Pancake (Manta) Than A Megalodon!
Oh And Sea Pancakes Aren't Too Nice. I Thought They Were Supposed To Be Passive...
Hey... I am very sad :( I just completed the task taming itchyosaurus and I went into the deep sea and found my lost sarco that I have tamed it was following me I stepped out of itchy saddle in middle of the ocean and this happened: my plan was to make sarco neutral but
Mantas attacked me and killed me then my sarco killed them (2 or so) then I went back to get stuff 5 MEG WAS THERE AND KILLED MY SARCO AND Marine_07( my itchy) and I forgot where my stuff was and I was doomed I didn't found my stuff and I decided to play again.....
-Sparx9776
Be feeblest if your still here you literally bad talk ark. I think your starting the ark war. Also I don’t agree with your opinion in fact I hate it! If you want scientifically accurate creatures first of all make it your self and second of all that would make no sense to the lore. -lava