Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2022-05-25T05:51:03+00:00

You need spinosaurus egg kibble to tame these?!! Why!!? It's so much easier to just feed it regular raw meat! Honestly I wouldn't even waste time going through all that, you'd be better off feeding it raw meat that way or spend more time taming a basilosaurus with Therizino kibble! (However I personally don't recommend taming these anyway, they're really bad, unless you stack loads of health on it to tame a giant squid).

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2022-01-06T19:48:38+00:00

These Look Like A Tiny Frickin' Shark. The Devs Should Give Respect To The Big Bois Under Da Sea. They Aren't Even Scary! I've Got More Chanses Getting Killed By A Sea Pancake (Manta) Than A Megalodon!

Oh And Sea Pancakes Aren't Too Nice. I Thought They Were Supposed To Be Passive...

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2022-08-04T20:25:56+00:00

These things scare the crap outta me, one time I was playing and I saw a pointy rock and I was like “hMmmMmM” and swam toward it and it chased me and I screamed ;-;

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2022-07-22T01:44:16+00:00

If you think of it ark is maze runner 2.0

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2022-07-22T01:43:48+00:00

Id you think about it ark is maze.2.0

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2022-07-14T21:15:39+00:00

Dun dun

Dun dun dun dun

Anyone getting sharknodo and jaws vibs

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2022-07-10T13:09:47+00:00

Bro anyone tamed one cuz they thick as hell

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2022-07-10T13:05:07+00:00

Megaladon seen me I scream megaladon uppercut me

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2019-02-19T02:30:20+00:00

I just tamed an icthy then as I ride it to my base I see one of these guys next to a rock in shallow water with their face stuck in the sand so I slingshot some rocks at it to see if it’s stuck and it doesn’t move so I’m guessing it’s stuck (not dead cause it was moving it’s tail) and I might tame it later but I’m kind of scared to approach it in case it got an A+ for acting in aquatic school.

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2023-04-18T19:54:57+00:00

The new picture looks weird, I was looking at simple kibble and I saw the dodo picture that weirded me out.

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2023-01-03T02:07:05+00:00

Go into the deep sea and u will be a character in JAWS (intense music)

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2019-06-23T05:18:17+00:00

Lemi drive the boat they are really nice creatures 😂

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-12T00:13:37+00:00

This ruined my day, I had just tamed a mosa, and when I whistled passive, so I can go back to base and request it to make saddle, and this is what I SAW

“Mosasour Mosasour level 37 was killed by a megalodon”

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2023-10-07T10:36:25+00:00

Shark attack lil meat for him just fat_____what and bite by great white

score -4 · Answer 15 · 2019-02-16T15:35:59+00:00

We're gonna need a bigger boat...

score -4 · Answer 16 · 2019-02-03T03:45:09+00:00

That’s when the attack comes not from the back but from the side

Me

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2019-01-25T04:53:29+00:00

I think you're gonna need a bigger boat.....

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2018-08-18T20:15:21+00:00

Percy Jackson would love the ocean’s or Ark..

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2018-08-14T12:05:44+00:00

To everyone who thinks the megalodon is undersized it's actually the same as the conservative estimate for megalodon size so it's the right size. It just seems small because every other ocean predator is oversized.

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2024-01-29T21:37:14+00:00

Why is one of the foods mutton. When did Ovis get gills.