Did you ever wonder what happened to JAWS? I can tell you now they made babies.
Why is this thing under the category "fast creatures" they are soooo slow😭😂🤦🏽♂️
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁
I try to leave then it attacks me. Later I come back with my brother and kill it.
I chased a Dino into the water then...like 100000000000 megalodons jump up and like ate him😱🤯
if you see a meg, close the iron doors
Currently typing this in the middle of the ocean surrounded by lvl 150 megs Ark gods pls help me.
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
Ark players:*dips toe in water*
Every MEGALODON in a 1000000000000radius:MEaTs BaCK oN tHE mENu BoYS
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
Me: *sigh
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂
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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
