You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

A meg found you,

Your tames are gone too.

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life

we’re gonna need a bigger fishing rod.

Get one of these, kill a person with it at night, have someone find the person's body at morning, kill two more people with it, one by one, get a boat, unclaim it and shoot it with two people from the boat until it Dies. Congrats, you have recreated JAWS!

So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry 👍 for Barry please

Freind: oh look! A dolphin

Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

It's so ugly,literally,look at it for a few minutes and then answer me,is it cute or ugly

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever