
What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
These Look Like A Tiny Frickin' Shark. The Devs Should Give Respect To The Big Bois Under Da Sea. They Aren't Even Scary! I've Got More Chanses Getting Killed By A Sea Pancake (Manta) Than A Megalodon!
Oh And Sea Pancakes Aren't Too Nice. I Thought They Were Supposed To Be Passive...
Hey... I am very sad :( I just completed the task taming itchyosaurus and I went into the deep sea and found my lost sarco that I have tamed it was following me I stepped out of itchy saddle in middle of the ocean and this happened: my plan was to make sarco neutral but
Mantas attacked me and killed me then my sarco killed them (2 or so) then I went back to get stuff 5 MEG WAS THERE AND KILLED MY SARCO AND Marine_07( my itchy) and I forgot where my stuff was and I was doomed I didn't found my stuff and I decided to play again.....
-Sparx9776
Be feeblest if your still here you literally bad talk ark. I think your starting the ark war. Also I don’t agree with your opinion in fact I hate it! If you want scientifically accurate creatures first of all make it your self and second of all that would make no sense to the lore. -lava
Er are yall talking about me and if so yall spelled my name HORRIBLY wrong...its Beanzles. Not beaduzle or benduzzle
-Beanzles!-
Plus ark is a pretty bad game bc of the bugs. I lost 3 accounts due to a glitch in the files. I lost my tames, gear and my otter army. My first account got deleted a day after I learnt that otters incubate eggs for you. So you arent being funny Lava.(well at least the first one where you freaking INSULTED me my identity and ect.)
“Your talking bad about a good game. -Lava”
Me on arkpoc: *lands on top of my base and enters*
The game: *tps me on top of my base and instantly kills me*
Nice mesh detection, I wouldn’t say this is a good game, but it’s also my favorite. There’s better games, this one has too many bugs to be considered a good game, and gen 2… we don’t need to talk about that.
-Lamprey