Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

These Look Like A Tiny Frickin' Shark. The Devs Should Give Respect To The Big Bois Under Da Sea. They Aren't Even Scary! I've Got More Chanses Getting Killed By A Sea Pancake (Manta) Than A Megalodon!
Oh And Sea Pancakes Aren't Too Nice. I Thought They Were Supposed To Be Passive...
More Megalodon Funny Tips
Me: come on Destiny! Let's get silica pearls! (Destiny is my lvl 167 basilo)
Destiny:OK
Me: *gets on basilo*
Me and Destiny: *goes to bottom of sea*
Lvl 150 alpha meg: come on boys let's get em'
All other megs: hurrah!
Me: well ... that is a lot of megs.
Destiny: too bad we don't have a tuso to fart ink on them.
Me: yeah, now we have to fight them.
*cool battle music*
*baby shark starts to play*
Everyone: huh?
Also everyone: attack!!!!
Destiny: *destroys them all with ease*
Me: surely there is a twist... it shouldn't have been that easy...
Ark: SEND IN THE ARMY OF THE DEEP!!!
Me: yup there's the twist ._.
Destiny: *chomp*
Ark: oh, um, how?
Destiny: *chomp*
Chat: "Ark lvl infinity was killed by Destiny lvl 167!"
Me: I just wanted silica pearls.