Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hey... I am very sad :( I just completed the task taming itchyosaurus and I went into the deep sea and found my lost sarco that I have tamed it was following me I stepped out of itchy saddle in middle of the ocean and this happened: my plan was to make sarco neutral but
Mantas attacked me and killed me then my sarco killed them (2 or so) then I went back to get stuff 5 MEG WAS THERE AND KILLED MY SARCO AND Marine_07( my itchy) and I forgot where my stuff was and I was doomed I didn't found my stuff and I decided to play again.....
-Sparx9776
Be feeblest if your still here you literally bad talk ark. I think your starting the ark war. Also I don’t agree with your opinion in fact I hate it! If you want scientifically accurate creatures first of all make it your self and second of all that would make no sense to the lore. -lava
Er are yall talking about me and if so yall spelled my name HORRIBLY wrong...its Beanzles. Not beaduzle or benduzzle
-Beanzles!-
Plus ark is a pretty bad game bc of the bugs. I lost 3 accounts due to a glitch in the files. I lost my tames, gear and my otter army. My first account got deleted a day after I learnt that otters incubate eggs for you. So you arent being funny Lava.(well at least the first one where you freaking INSULTED me my identity and ect.)
“Your talking bad about a good game. -Lava”
Me on arkpoc: *lands on top of my base and enters*
The game: *tps me on top of my base and instantly kills me*
Nice mesh detection, I wouldn’t say this is a good game, but it’s also my favorite. There’s better games, this one has too many bugs to be considered a good game, and gen 2… we don’t need to talk about that.
-Lamprey
Guys. The fact that irl, a meg is like, the biggest thing in the ocean but in game it takes 100 megs to be bigger than a mosa..THEY ARENT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE AGGRESSIVE THEY SHOULD BE BIGGER AND SCARED. ALSO MOSA SHOULD LIVE IN SHALLOW WATER AND SHOULD BE WAY SMALLER. ARK IS AN UNREALISTIC GAME IT MAY SEEM REALISTIC TO NOOBS BUT NO. DONT PLAY THEY GOT INFO ON FAKE MOVIES EVEN THE DARN RAPTORS ARE WRONG!! THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SOLITARY AND SMALL ABOUT 2 FEET LONG. THE DILOS ARE WRONG CUASE THEY HAVE THISE WEIRD FRILL THINGS AND SPIT POISON THATS SO CALLED "Genetic Modification" BUT NO ARK TRIES AND TRIES TO BE REALISTIC BUT IT NEVER IS! THE STEGOS ARE WRONG, THRY SHOULD ATTACK OTHER MALES BEACAUSE THEY ARE TERRITORIAL. DONT PLAY THIS GAME IF YOUR A FAN OF DINOS. TOO UNREALISTIC. BUT THEN THEY WENT TOO FAR WITH GENISIS AND SCORCHED EARTH AND EVEN ABERRATION JUST TO TRY AND MAKE THE PLAYERS HAPPY. IT MAKES ME UNHAPPY TO SEE SUCH A FUN GAME TURN TO TRASH BECAUSE OF THIS. Plus one thing that made me stop playing ark is the file glitch where it deletes your saves be warned
-ANGRY Beanzles!-
To the person who said (dips toe in water) every meg in 100000000radius:MeAtS bAcK oN tHe MeNu BoIs", Did you mean radius by miles or kilometers. If it were kilometers, then you would be way off of the size of the world since Earth is approximately 7,678 kilometers wide. Yeah gl mate, most of the mega were space megs XD
-Beanzles!-