Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Guys. The fact that irl, a meg is like, the biggest thing in the ocean but in game it takes 100 megs to be bigger than a mosa..THEY ARENT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE AGGRESSIVE THEY SHOULD BE BIGGER AND SCARED. ALSO MOSA SHOULD LIVE IN SHALLOW WATER AND SHOULD BE WAY SMALLER. ARK IS AN UNREALISTIC GAME IT MAY SEEM REALISTIC TO NOOBS BUT NO. DONT PLAY THEY GOT INFO ON FAKE MOVIES EVEN THE DARN RAPTORS ARE WRONG!! THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SOLITARY AND SMALL ABOUT 2 FEET LONG. THE DILOS ARE WRONG CUASE THEY HAVE THISE WEIRD FRILL THINGS AND SPIT POISON THATS SO CALLED "Genetic Modification" BUT NO ARK TRIES AND TRIES TO BE REALISTIC BUT IT NEVER IS! THE STEGOS ARE WRONG, THRY SHOULD ATTACK OTHER MALES BEACAUSE THEY ARE TERRITORIAL. DONT PLAY THIS GAME IF YOUR A FAN OF DINOS. TOO UNREALISTIC. BUT THEN THEY WENT TOO FAR WITH GENISIS AND SCORCHED EARTH AND EVEN ABERRATION JUST TO TRY AND MAKE THE PLAYERS HAPPY. IT MAKES ME UNHAPPY TO SEE SUCH A FUN GAME TURN TO TRASH BECAUSE OF THIS. Plus one thing that made me stop playing ark is the file glitch where it deletes your saves be warned
-ANGRY Beanzles!-
More Megalodon Funny Tips
Me: come on Destiny! Let's get silica pearls! (Destiny is my lvl 167 basilo)
Destiny:OK
Me: *gets on basilo*
Me and Destiny: *goes to bottom of sea*
Lvl 150 alpha meg: come on boys let's get em'
All other megs: hurrah!
Me: well ... that is a lot of megs.
Destiny: too bad we don't have a tuso to fart ink on them.
Me: yeah, now we have to fight them.
*cool battle music*
*baby shark starts to play*
Everyone: huh?
Also everyone: attack!!!!
Destiny: *destroys them all with ease*
Me: surely there is a twist... it shouldn't have been that easy...
Ark: SEND IN THE ARMY OF THE DEEP!!!
Me: yup there's the twist ._.
Destiny: *chomp*
Ark: oh, um, how?
Destiny: *chomp*
Chat: "Ark lvl infinity was killed by Destiny lvl 167!"
Me: I just wanted silica pearls.