It was my first time taming a Meg. Got it knocked out. I was excited. I tamed it, made the saddle, and everything. It was fun until it got beached and died.
Megalodon
Jokes and funny moments about the Megalodon from ARK players.
Omg you devs need to respect the megaladon UPGRADE IT KNOW
A level 36 Meg wanted to eat my level 156 Tuso. My tuso was in the mood,it killed the meg lol
When you see one *Jaws music intensifies*
I reported every single tip with baby shark's lyrics for inappropriate content, I'm going to get banned 😂
Haha big nose shark get killed by human
Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo…. Is gonna disimbowl you doo doo doo doo doo
Und der Haifisch der hat Tränen
Und die laufen vom Gesicht
Doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser
So die Tränen sieht man nicht
(c) Rammstein
He's just similing... HE'S NOT!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
52% prevent chance of death isn't for the meg... It's for you!
I was trying to find an itchy and I found one I tried to pull out the prime meat to tame it but meg randomly spwans and chases me to shore on my sarco and now me and Tony sarc my sarco stuck on beach with dead itchy in water stranded my meg help
Baby shark in real life also this guy is the same size as the shark from Jaws (which was warped anyway) 🤨
The most common sea creature to tame. Good dps and quite tanky but is a little bit slow. I personally prefer to do underwater things with a sarco. You can shoot from the saddle on sarcos, they have unlimited stam, and are way quicker but not quite as tanky and dps feels just a…
The most common sea creature to tame. Good dps and quite tanky but is a little bit slow. I personally prefer to do underwater things with a sarco. You can shoot from the saddle on sarcos, they have unlimited stam, and are way quicker but not quite as tanky and dps feels just a tiny bit lower then megalodon. But when it comes to alpha megalodons you can swim circles behind them as theyre swimming circles to get you and never get hit by them. Just becareful though because alpha megalodons love to call the whole ocean to help fight you. Just try to clear all other megalodons in the area before you try to engage the alpha. Ive had 15-20 megalodons come at me at once fighting an alpha.
Think you escaped the piranhas 🦈
I. Need. Shark. Fin. Soup! Wait. I. Can. Make. One🦈🥘😄
Me: oh god a mega
somedude :Oooo A ItChY *itches it *
Me :oh god
next thing you see a mega itching a dude😂
If you ever feel dumb in your life remember this old man pretending to be a ark megalodon.
If you think your the only one who is terrified by these pictures old old people cosplaying technically old animals trust me your not.
Bro who are these old cosplaying people and why are they here 🐒
Mega: Turn around…🎶
You: (turns around and looks at meg with pure terror)
Mega: Turn your ### back around…
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