THANKS I HATE THE OLD PEOPLE IN COSTUMES. I HATE YOU DODODEX.
Megalodon

Jokes and funny moments about the Megalodon from ARK players.
I saw a lvl 150 today..........until it got vaporised;(by a cnudria curse cinidrias
Da na da na da na danananana oof.
Dun na... Dun na.. Dun na Dun na etc...
I had a underwater base then like 15 mins later after I left I kept getting texts saying “your basilosaur level 1 died from (Megalodon level 180”)
I think the Meg is good for early game tame
1. Easy to find
2. Knockout tame
3. Can use slingshot to tame
4. Good damage
Well I found a dead one in my new ark should I be concerned
DADDY SHARK UP IF THIS IS LOL (FUNNY)
I saw these things ONCE
I will n e v e r go back into into the water without a tribe member
Lemons 🍋 done belong in the watah
Lemon 🍋
Ooooh, ILL BE COMIN BY AROUND THE MOUNTAIN⛰ WHEN I COME
I'm comin around the mountain with THREE WHITE SHARKS 🦈 🦈🦈
I went to look for prime meat with my ichy in a river but then all mantas and mega piranhas came out of no where and I was very shocked seeing a megalodon here too I was like-WTH I HAVE NEVER DARED TO SEE YOU WHY ARE U EVEN IN A RIVER
Real men get em with sickle
-Me
You :playing with your friends.your friends I going to swim. 2 seconds later on the top left corner it says your freind died from anger issues you hearing him yelling next door.😳😳😳
Sharky type agry fish nice meat
My buddy and I went on a trip to the an island and I fell off my buddy’s raft. And I looked underwater and found an alpha. I told my buddy but he left me.RIP my buddy. I killed the alpha with my lvl100mosa and lvl50ell gang.And executed my buddy for leaving me.
Fun facts that is not included in the game:
Sharks never stop swimming even when they sleep :)
I try to leave then it attacks me. Later I come back with my brother and kill it.
I Killed his fish... Oh no im screwed
On my first day this dude ate me it was like what how why did I die
Well I’m not afraid of megalodon if I see one I always see them a sea creature mount and my creature can kill like even Rex!