I was trying to find an itchy and I found one I tried to pull out the prime meat to tame it but meg randomly spwans and chases me to shore on my sarco and now me and Tony sarc my sarco stuck on beach with dead itchy in water stranded my meg help
I try to leave then it attacks me. Later I come back with my brother and kill it.
Why is this thing under the category "fast creatures" they are soooo slow😭😂🤦🏽♂️
I chased a Dino into the water then...like 100000000000 megalodons jump up and like ate him😱🤯
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁
if you see a meg, close the iron doors
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
Ark players:*dips toe in water*
Every MEGALODON in a 1000000000000radius:MEaTs BaCK oN tHE mENu BoYS
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂
Currently typing this in the middle of the ocean surrounded by lvl 150 megs Ark gods pls help me.