What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalania? Funny megalania jokes submitted by ARK players.
I tamed a white one named it sans
Komodo dragon took some steroids 😂 😂 😂
Basically a Komodo dragon in almost every way possible except climbs walls
Me:Docter how bad is it? Megalania:You have aids
MegAlovaina a helpfull tip should include a few more words
Me: oh cool cave good thing megafauna are rare!
The 5 megalania in the first tunnel: HI
I know this is not a joke but I think it is something you should know. The megalania is a large reptilian that originated in Australia.
Omg no wonder this game is called ark survival (evolved) because the moschops evolved
I think it looks like demonic moschops
I wanted to tame one I got scrood
by 12 I hated that I got one in the end and later I got killed by 400 Parma’s
I like these there like komodo dragon i allways get killed when i try to tame they'd
How do you tame a Megalania?!?!
My brother’s mega died after he went into the wyvern trench and forgot to make it stop
Jerry(Megalania lvl 256) was killed by human (lvl 56)
You should’ve seen his face lmao
I am convinced this is an angry Australian moschops. On crack. Convince me otherwise.
Seems that my lizard got out again and got rabies how much did he breed this time
Doctor: what seems to be the issue?
Player: this moschops I tames got me sick!
Megalania: Moscops?
*infects everything and everyone with mega rabies*
Real men KO dis beast by slapping it wit a feesh
Sees friend get attacked by one
HE DEAD
Wear mask around megalania!!!
It has COVID!!!!!!
If you type “Komodo” in search you will find the meglaina