Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I wanted to tame one I got scrood
by 12 I hated that I got one in the end and later I got killed by 400 Parmaβs
More Megalania Funny Tips
Please read these megalania tips with an Australian accent.
Have you ever wanted your own ginormous monitor lizard that can transmit rabies and climb your walls? Well TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! Knock one of these WONDERFUL komodo dragons out and shove some of that wonderful baryonyx kibble down its bacteria infected mouth and you've got yourself a GIANT MONITOR LIZARD!
Recommend a 100+Gallon tank and proper UV and Heating (preferably over 100watts). Handling is not suggested, but riding definitely is.
Scare the living HELL out of your roomate by leaving your giant lizard on your ceiling! Or have your mother come home to a RABIFIED surprise!
CALL NOW and get YOUR VERY OWN BRED MUTATED FULLY IMPRINTED GIANT MONITOR PARKOUR LIZARD!
(Amazing tame. Found clung to walls in caves.)
Guys I found the source of the corona virus
On the carno island cave, as I was coming back from the artifact, a lil poo came from the ceiling. I looked up and some weird crocodile beast fell on me and gave me cancer.
Cancer Cave Crocodile is its new nickname.
These are Purlovias, Thylacoleos and diseased leechs on steroids
Spider man, Spider man
Does what ever a spider can
Climbs a wall
Survive a 10 meter fall
Gives you rabies
He is in the shape of hades
Look, there goes Spider Man
me:goes into artifact of the hunter cave
megalania:im bout to do whats called a pro gamer move
ββMOMMY LOOK I SEE A VERY BIG LIZARD AT OUR WALL!ββ
Real men knock it out with their fists.............
He attac
He protec
But most importantly
He infect