I had a Baryonyx named Nero. I went to tame one of these and found one in the fire cave. Tried to tame it, and Nero burned, while I fiddled and watched him die horribly. Anakin my new Baryonyx will succeed him. The moral of the story? Don’t tame one near lava, and you should be good.

Its a kmodo dragon but has rabies

Uhhh I feed my moschops some s a l a d and it got super F. A. T. ಠಗಠ

Carryable by teras..... ok let’s just go take my tera into this cave to pick up my lost pet lizard that ate all my element

‘’MOMMY LOOK I SEE A VERY BIG LIZARD AT OUR WALL!’’

The Komodo dragon of

Ark

Gosh

I thought this dude was a moschops killed me while i punched him

Dinopithecus: I’m the best climber!

Thylacoleo: are u sure about that?

Megalania: hold my beer

Me: about to go tame an army of Carnos

Megalania: I’m bouta give you rabies when you least expect it

Me: what in the upside down land of Oceania is that.

Megalania: WEEEEEE

Me: pulls out refined pistol. I don’t feel like getting cancer to day

aka suprise mf .not kidding you go in a cave boom mega rabis and get this a few more secends later dead !

I go in cave I look for megalainia there I go with a thylacoleo going down the cave 3 of them right there I back up a little bit yea I’m just gonna go more behind me rip me and my thyla

Ah yes, the new Australia update

Me and my friends there was 6 and f is went into a cave then disaster struck it jumped out scared all of us I peed a little it gave us all rabies we Coughing on each other and when 5 of us were cured 1 left with about 10 seconds he runs at us we all get and die what a fun time

m-m-moschops... what happened to you..?

I didn’t know that ark had steroids for lizards

I think it means megalovaina… including frustration

Just don’t tame this son of a bit@$ unless you are determined

The true question is: is a moschops an obese megalania, or is the megalania just a skinny moschops?

Your Megalania is evolving...

Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh...

Your Megalania evolved into a Rock Drake

This damn lizard eats narcotics for breakfast, lunch and dinner and doesn’t gain shit