HOW IN THE WORLD CAN PTERANODONS CAN PICK THEM UP!!!

I MEAN PTERANODONS CANT EVEN PICK UP A MOSCHOP AND PICK A THING TWICE AS BIG AS A MOSCHOPS. I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THE PTERANODONS LEGS!!!

Please read these megalania tips with an Australian accent.

He attac

He protecc but most importantly

He do a pro gamer move of smacc when you go into cave

Have you ever wanted your own ginormous monitor lizard that can transmit rabies and climb your walls? Well TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! Knock one of these WONDERFUL komodo dragons out and shove some of that wonderful baryonyx kibble down its bacteria infected mouth and you've got yourself a GIANT MONITOR LIZARD!

Recommend a 100+Gallon tank and proper UV and Heating (preferably over 100watts). Handling is not suggested, but riding definitely is.

Scare the living HELL out of your roomate by leaving your giant lizard on your ceiling! Or have your mother come home to a RABIFIED surprise!

CALL NOW and get YOUR VERY OWN BRED MUTATED FULLY IMPRINTED GIANT MONITOR PARKOUR LIZARD!

(Amazing tame. Found clung to walls in caves.)

Guys I found the source of the corona virus

He attac

He protecc

But most importantly

He eat u as snacc

me:goes into artifact of the hunter cave

megalania:im bout to do whats called a pro gamer move

On the carno island cave, as I was coming back from the artifact, a lil poo came from the ceiling. I looked up and some weird crocodile beast fell on me and gave me cancer.

Cancer Cave Crocodile is its new nickname.

When a kamodo dragon isn't a cool enough

These are Purlovias, Thylacoleos and diseased leechs on steroids

He protect

He attack

he also flips off the roof to give you heart attack!!!

Real men knock it out with their fists.............

It Collecc

It proteccs it’s babies

But most importantly

It give u da rabies

Sounds like a song from an RPG where you fight a skeleton...

Spiderman, Spiderman!

Does whatever a spider he can.

Spins a web any size,

Catches thieves, just like flies.

Look out! Here comes the Spiderman!

Is he strong? Listen, Bud!

He's got radioactive blood.

Can he swing from a thread?

Take a look overhead.

Hey there, there goes the Spiderman!

In the chill of night,

At the scene of the crime

Like a streak of light

He arrives just in time

Spiderman, Spiderman

Friendly neighborhood Spiderman

Wealth and fame he's ignored

Action is his reward

To him, life is a great big bang-up

Wherever there's a hang-up

You'll find the Spiderman!

moschops crack addicted cousin that dropped out of high school and sells drugs for a living, this is a bad example for your moschops so don't leave them in the same room

He will get your moschops on drugs

Me and my sister used to play on mobile but then we started to play Xbox we were playing on extinction and we saw some of these I knew what they were but my sister didn’t so I told her they are moschops and she believed me so she went up to one and got ate

So i was prepping for ARK, and i was gathering tutorials from YT, and i saw the tutorial for the Megalania, so i watched it and i saved it to my playlist. And when i learned that these guys are not in Mobile, i was just sad. They look so cool, they look like the Komodo Dragons from Indonesia. Their ability to climb walls is also very useful. I love these guys.

So i was prepping for ARK, and i was gathering tutorials from YT, and i saw the tutorial for the Megalania, so i watched it and i saved it to my playlist. And when i learned that these guys are not in Mobile, i was just sad. They look so cool, they look like the Komodo Dragons from Indonesia. Their ability to climb walls is also very useful. I love these guys.