Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalania? Funny megalania jokes submitted by ARK players.
Friend: may I pet your lizard? Me: sure you can.
Friend: Oh awesome he's so scaly and big!
Me : Oh wait he has rabbies.
Friend: WWWHHHHHAAAAAAATTTT why would you let me pet him?
Me: it's funny.
Friend:ok bud that's enough.
Text message from rabbies to friend: Your highly contagious of Mega Rabies!
Friend: WHAT what is MEGA RABIES?
Megalania: (after Friend dies of mega rabies) hey Friend mind of you say hello to my friends onyc and titanoboa?
Friend: sure..... oh hello onyc and titanoboa!
Onyc and titanoboa: HI WhAtS Up???? Here's this paper.
Friend: *reads it* We will gladly reun your day!! (They can't spell good) what those ruen mean?
Onyc and titanoboa: YoU FeLl InTo ArE TrAp.,.¡!!!¡
Friend: What?
Titanoboa: nom
Onyc: nom nom nom
Friend : (fell asleep and has mega rabbies) "bruh"
Arthropluera: spits (breaks all his flak armor)
Friend: noooooooooooooooooo.
Araono (don't know how to spell it let's just call it spider)
Spider: guys step back I can finish the job.
Friend: Is that a giant spider? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Spider: 😋 delicious.
Me: 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Spiderman, Spiderman!
Does whatever a spider he can.
Spins a web any size,
Catches thieves, just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderman!
Is he strong? Listen, Bud!
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there, there goes the Spiderman!
In the chill of night,
At the scene of the crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time
Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame he's ignored
Action is his reward
To him, life is a great big bang-up
Wherever there's a hang-up
You'll find the Spiderman!
Lystro disliked being everyone’s first tamed and first slaughtered so it evolved into a almost useless giant lizard who should be an early game tame seeing how easy it is to tame but you get its saddle at level 70 by then I had a giga I couldn’t even use but my wyvern came in packs
So i was prepping for ARK, and i was gathering tutorials from YT, and i saw the tutorial for the Megalania, so i watched it and i saved it to my playlist. And when i learned that these guys are not in Mobile, i was just sad. They look so cool, they look like the Komodo Dragons from Indonesia. Their ability to climb walls is also very useful. I love these guys.