Me:Docter how bad is it? Megalania:You have aids

I know this is not a joke but I think it is something you should know. The megalania is a large reptilian that originated in Australia.

I'm gonna git ya one way or a nother humans or ya want rabies?,Rabies!?

Spider-Man got nothing on this guy

Sees friend get attacked by one


HE DEAD

Real men KO dis beast by slapping it wit a feesh

LIZARD’S CANT EVEN GET RABIES CAN THEY?! DAMNIT WILDCARD!

I got so scared when it jumped down from the roof I pooped in my pants. Be carefull when you are going round in the caves...

XD maybe use for metal runs on steep mountains because it can climb walls, or just annoy your friends by giving them mega rabies when not paying attention

A jerboa can break thatch but this cant?!?
How does that make sense......IT DOESN'T!!

I tamed a white one named it sans

Real men knock it out with their fists and feed it cooked fish meat

I NEED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crikey, that’s a big un

Real men tame this with cooked fish meat

Looks like they combined a lystrosaur and a snake

Super Sayian Moschops.
KAME HAME HAAAAAA

You tell your moshops to fight its Bigger cousin and it run while you get killed point moshops dum these guys deadly

Its new name is mega cancer lizard

If your looking for one just crawl in a cave and wait for a poo to fall from the roof and bam!