Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalania? Funny megalania jokes submitted by ARK players.
I go in cave I look for megalainia there I go with a thylacoleo going down the cave 3 of them right there I back up a little bit yea Iβm just gonna go more behind me rip me and my thyla
Poisonous Moschops on steroids. These are words.-FearlessCloth84
so i was walkin around in the cave on me PC, just goin round back to get sum athros, then i hear this sqeakin sound, sorta like the sound a bloody spider makes in minecraft, then this giant flamin mongrel goanna pops down fom the roof and he was just like... suprise mudufuka
Please help. I think my moschops is broken, how do I fix it
me: telling my megalania to attack
megalania:jumps on roof*
megalania:be a man n fight by urself billy
megalania:jumps on roof*
megalania:be a man n fight by urself billy
They actually have really nice eyes
I'm sorry your gecko is shocked on steroids
The opposite of a chemistry bench...tbh
Will make yoy broke in narcotics
Will make yoy broke in narcotics
Bob:I wonβt save 15% on car insurance! Megilania: so you have chosen....death. Btw sorry for bad spelling.
They're frekin awesome! Like they can climb upside down.!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is what started coronavirus
YeEtUs ClEeTuS
YoUr StUfF iS iN tHe GrOuNdUs
YoUr StUfF iS iN tHe GrOuNdUs
So that's where my pet lizard went!
Itβs a beautiful day outside incthyonises are singing rare flowers are blooming on days like this survivors like you... should be burning in dragon trenches Megalania intensifys
Real men knock it out with fists...
Then real men die...
Then real men die...
Name your lizard Trip lizard and when in the caves run up the walls and ceiling (make sure you are in first person when you are climbing around).
This things is harmless! (Now itβs biting ur hand off)
Warning: will give you coronavirus
Lizards on steroids
Peace full
Peace full
Well one day with my friend I was riding a wyvern wile my friend was riding an argy and we found these giant lizzards and my friend said they are really good but then we went down to catch one..... We DIED:| but we did kill them and get our Dino's back