This damn lizard eats narcotics for breakfast, lunch and dinner and doesn’t gain shit

Me:Docter how bad is it? Megalania:You have aids

I know this is not a joke but I think it is something you should know. The megalania is a large reptilian that originated in Australia.

I'm gonna git ya one way or a nother humans or ya want rabies?,Rabies!?

Sees friend get attacked by one


HE DEAD

Real men KO dis beast by slapping it wit a feesh

LIZARD’S CANT EVEN GET RABIES CAN THEY?! DAMNIT WILDCARD!

I got so scared when it jumped down from the roof I pooped in my pants. Be carefull when you are going round in the caves...

XD maybe use for metal runs on steep mountains because it can climb walls, or just annoy your friends by giving them mega rabies when not paying attention

A jerboa can break thatch but this cant?!?
How does that make sense......IT DOESN'T!!

I tamed a white one named it sans

Real men knock it out with their fists and feed it cooked fish meat

Ark:Too bad we only have one climbing creature.

Megalania:Hold my beer

Congratulations! Your MOSCHOPS has evolved!

I thought that was a moacha,what ever you call it but insted it just killed me

Megalovania

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Sorry I had to

When your pet mr.death comes to give you a lick. Dead.

Real men Starve tame it

I NEED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crikey, that’s a big un