Please read these megalania tips with an Australian accent.

HEY GUYS he’s gonna kil you!
WHATS UP he’s on the roof!
AND NOW he’s dropin down!
OH LOOK he already ate you!

Guys I found the source of the corona virus

Have you ever wanted your own ginormous monitor lizard that can transmit rabies and climb your walls? Well TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! Knock one of these WONDERFUL komodo dragons out and shove some of that wonderful baryonyx kibble down its bacteria infected mouth and you've got yourself a GIANT MONITOR LIZARD!

Recommend a 100+Gallon tank and proper UV and Heating (preferably over 100watts). Handling is not suggested, but riding definitely is.

Scare the living HELL out of your roomate by leaving your giant lizard on your ceiling! Or have your mother come home to a RABIFIED surprise!
CALL NOW and get YOUR VERY OWN BRED MUTATED FULLY IMPRINTED GIANT MONITOR PARKOUR LIZARD!

(Amazing tame. Found clung to walls in caves.)

me:goes into artifact of the hunter cave
megalania:im bout to do whats called a pro gamer move

On the carno island cave, as I was coming back from the artifact, a lil poo came from the ceiling. I looked up and some weird crocodile beast fell on me and gave me cancer.

Cancer Cave Crocodile is its new nickname.

It Collecc
It proteccs it’s babies
But most importantly
It give u da rabies

me: telling my megalania to attack
megalania:jumps on roof*
megalania:be a man n fight by urself billy

Sounds like a song from an RPG where you fight a skeleton...