When we first encountered these me and my friend is like:

Me: oo a Moschops!

Friend: hey why is it appro- AAAH-

Friend contracts Mega Rabies

Me: WHAT Happend?

Friend: get tf away from me I have COVID-20

Me: ohh megalania huh...- oh shi-

I contract Mega Rabies

Me: well... uhh just eat narcotics and hope we live lol

We both lived and went on our day

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