He attac
He protecc
But most importantly
He eat u as snacc

Please read these megalania tips with an Australian accent.

Guys I found the source of the corona virus

Have you ever wanted your own ginormous monitor lizard that can transmit rabies and climb your walls? Well TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! Knock one of these WONDERFUL komodo dragons out and shove some of that wonderful baryonyx kibble down its bacteria infected mouth and you've got yourself a GIANT MONITOR LIZARD!

Recommend a 100+Gallon tank and proper UV and Heating (preferably over 100watts). Handling is not suggested, but riding definitely is.

Scare the living HELL out of your roomate by leaving your giant lizard on your ceiling! Or have your mother come home to a RABIFIED surprise!
CALL NOW and get YOUR VERY OWN BRED MUTATED FULLY IMPRINTED GIANT MONITOR PARKOUR LIZARD!

(Amazing tame. Found clung to walls in caves.)

Time for another episode of megilania or ceiling
Announcer:what do you think it is Jim
Contestant: I’m gonna have to go with ceiling
Announcer: That’s gonna cost you Jim
Both gear and your life permit

Doctor: what seems to be the issue?
Player: this moschops I tames got me sick!
Megalania: Moscops?
*infects everything and everyone with mega rabies*

me:goes into artifact of the hunter cave
megalania:im bout to do whats called a pro gamer move

On the carno island cave, as I was coming back from the artifact, a lil poo came from the ceiling. I looked up and some weird crocodile beast fell on me and gave me cancer.

Cancer Cave Crocodile is its new nickname.

moschops crack addicted cousin that dropped out of high school and sells drugs for a living, this is a bad example for your moschops so don't leave them in the same room

He will get your moschops on drugs

He protect
He attack
he also flips off the roof to give you heart attack!!!