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Have you ever wanted your own ginormous monitor lizard that can transmit rabies and climb your walls? Well TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY! Knock one of these WONDERFUL komodo dragons out and shove some of that wonderful baryonyx kibble down its bacteria infected mouth and you've got yourself a GIANT MONITOR LIZARD!

Recommend a 100+Gallon tank and proper UV and Heating (preferably over 100watts). Handling is not suggested, but riding definitely is.

Scare the living HELL out of your roomate by leaving your giant lizard on your ceiling! Or have your mother come home to a RABIFIED surprise!

CALL NOW and get YOUR VERY OWN BRED MUTATED FULLY IMPRINTED GIANT MONITOR PARKOUR LIZARD!

(Amazing tame. Found clung to walls in caves.)

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