Part 4.

Scott immediately starts losing his shit. And about 6 seconds after the Alpha Leed quit fucking on me, "Your Tribemate Scotty was killed by" etc.

His raft, after the hours and detail he spent on that was simply shattered in less than 10 seconds by a fucking whale that has an attitude simply because boats annoy it.

His girlfriend starts laughing hysterically because she obviously doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. At this point I'm sure Scott is ready to shove half his controller in his ass and throw his face through the fucking drywall. So Scott's girl is laughing her ass off. Cam is confused as fuck. Scott is having a mental breakdown. And I'm preparing my anus for Alphas return. He smacks the fuck out of me once more, and I'm almost to shore. Trying to be positive I tell everyone to relax and borrow Cams' "We'll be fine" line.

Sike. Alpha had enough and fucked the rest of us systematically.

*admins commands* "killcocksucker"

Pray for us.

everybody gangsta till leedsychthis shows up

Huh "Leedsichthys" what a funny way to spell asshole

take a look ....................... now your boat sinked

Bob: - sees leed thick his - see you on the over side. Jack:what. Bob: cya. Leed thick his: ITS RAPING TIME BOI! Jack: well shit.

There's a particular one we named Ocean Man that's outside our herbivore island on me and my friends private server. It's been there since the update. It won't leave. We want to go on a boat ride on my cruiser but he just blocks us. But we don't kill him, cos he's funny. In fact one of my friends got salty and attacked the island in a raft. Ocean Man devoured him in seconds.

"Oh wow what a cool boat base! Wait... Let me see it closer. I destroyed it? Well... Oops... :3"

Me: spends 5hours getting loads of oil, cp, a fair amount of metal, a MASTERCRAFT FABRICATED SHOTTY(230%) ON AN OFFICAL SERVER.
Me:goes to the snow to get more oil.
Level 1 alpha leed: 😏

This dude knows how many coelathans were killed trust me he knows

My friend told me “ you’ll be fine in the water with a raft just drive the boat in the ocean” the alpha lead had different ideas...

This is why I don't play on the center

SUCCULENT

We had just tamed two Direwolf's when he destroyed our raft.I thought we were all going to die. We only lost one Direwolf........ BECAUSE UT DROWNED!>.<

Coalanth and Godzilla has sex and had this thing

Persians: “This is madness!”
King LEEDonitus: “no, This... Is... ARK!!!”
(Kicks persians into pit of death)
Persians: “ARRRGGGHHH!!!”

Nice boat base you got there! Would be a shame if something happens to it...

Almost as fishy as a coelacanth .........................

Beware of the leedsichthys its thicc and not friendly.trust me.also its hates decorated rafts...

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the fastest way to lose a house

Don’t go to deep water or these dudes will rip you a new ass 🤕