“Why is there an oversized leech trying to get my bout?”

“Ima just- get my argy-“

“Well, might as well save my friend.”

“Hey Do you think that thing is a carnivore?”

“Alright I’m gonna drop you in”

- The Thing My Friend Saw Was The Respawn Screen -

So I went to go kill one

It was easy my tribe said...

IT WAS EASY MY TRIBE SIAD

There's a particular one we named Ocean Man that's outside our herbivore island on me and my friends private server. It's been there since the update. It won't leave. We want to go on a boat ride on my cruiser but he just blocks us. But we don't kill him, cos he's funny. In fact one of my friends got salty and attacked the island in a raft. Ocean Man devoured him in seconds.

POV me when this leedshityas 1 shots my boat: Yehebbfjdjsbevrgshxhgcvthdhdbrbrjdhxhchcududh

As soon as u see this runnn this leedshityas will come for u!

The Titanic didn’t strike an iceberg, it struck this bad boy and then it had a midnight snack

Most players on raft:ABANDON SHIP

Pirates of the carribian fan:A captian always goes down with their ship

Huh "Leedsichthys" what a funny way to spell asshole

A suggestion: read every tip in a pirate accent

— plastic bag

Ur boat was destroyed by a fish, Just let that sink in

Can only be passively tamed with boats.

Now you know how the beavers feel when you destroy a dam.

Yesterday, I found a Leed Alpha. :D Dropped a nice skin navy hat. Now Ill go find Moby Dick... In The Island...

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly he destroy raft

Row row row your raft gently down the ocean merrily merrily Merrily Merrily your raft has been eaten

"Hmm,I'm hungry,what should I eat?"

Me: How about some sharks you seem like you could eat t-

"HOW ABOUT SOME RAFT FOR DINNER,EY?"

Me:NO NO NO N-

We’ll… swimming through the ocean looking for a megachelon see this thing being swarmed by megos kill most of them then break all logic… by force taming it.

Your raft is gone, say hi to the sharks.

So I am scared of the arks oceans which is really bad when I am taming a sea creature. So I was out taking my newly tame Ichthys home and I was swimming really close to the beach. Then out of nowhere (literally) spawned what looked to be a massive whale it was so scary. I don’t know what it was because I am still to scared to move but it looks like this and I am sooo scared of it. I don’t want it killing my Ichthys (even though I am not sure what it is and I know nothing attacks Ichthys but still I am really scared to go down😶)

everyones writing horror storys about these things and i just drove my raft into one that was stuck on a massive rock and for some reason wasnt dying?? it wasnt in water at all anyways i made it out alive with my raft intact.. for some reason it didnt try to attack me or my raft and just let me scrape it. could be because im currently playing the mobile version?? not sure though