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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the leedsichthys? Funny leedsichthys jokes submitted by ARK players.
Part 4.
Scott immediately starts losing his shit. And about 6 seconds after the Alpha Leed quit fucking on me, "Your Tribemate Scotty was killed by" etc.
His raft, after the hours and detail he spent on that was simply shattered in less than 10 seconds by a fucking whale that has an attitude simply because boats annoy it.
His girlfriend starts laughing hysterically because she obviously doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. At this point I'm sure Scott is ready to shove half his controller in his ass and throw his face through the fucking drywall. So Scott's girl is laughing her ass off. Cam is confused as fuck. Scott is having a mental breakdown. And I'm preparing my anus for Alphas return. He smacks the fuck out of me once more, and I'm almost to shore. Trying to be positive I tell everyone to relax and borrow Cams' "We'll be fine" line.
Sike. Alpha had enough and fucked the rest of us systematically.
*admins commands* "killcocksucker"
Pray for us.
There's a particular one we named Ocean Man that's outside our herbivore island on me and my friends private server. It's been there since the update. It won't leave. We want to go on a boat ride on my cruiser but he just blocks us. But we don't kill him, cos he's funny. In fact one of my friends got salty and attacked the island in a raft. Ocean Man devoured him in seconds.
Think the funniest thing that happened is that I got killed by a group of 2 of these so many times I made a platform on the motor boat set up a minigun seat and generators with turrets set up on all sides and once I saw them I cut the engine turned on the generator got on the minigun and lit them up looks like I’m having fish for the rest of the game session🤣🤣🤣