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Part 3.

Scott fucking LOVES Otters. It's his favorite animal. Not just in the game. Real life as well. He named his vessel the S.S. Ottermus. And our plan was to wake up in the morning and fill his boat full of Otter dicks and giggles. However, Arks dark ocean had different plans.

Its about midnight. Pitch fucking black besides shitty red auras from standing torches on these boats we just grinder for hours on just to have floating mediocrity. So we depart.

Got quite a bit of a drive. We're all tired as fuck. Few words have been said besides an occasional friendly insult and some yawns.

We're probably between 3/5 and 4/5 of the way there when suddenly this motherfucker (ALPHUCKING LEED) emerges deadass in front of my raft and bashes the shit out of me. For some reason it loses focus and heads towards Scott. (At this very moment I'm panicking and yelling like a psychotic fuck because I know good god damn well what's about to happen.) ➡️

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