Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Part 3.
Scott fucking LOVES Otters. It's his favorite animal. Not just in the game. Real life as well. He named his vessel the S.S. Ottermus. And our plan was to wake up in the morning and fill his boat full of Otter dicks and giggles. However, Arks dark ocean had different plans.
Its about midnight. Pitch fucking black besides shitty red auras from standing torches on these boats we just grinder for hours on just to have floating mediocrity. So we depart.
Got quite a bit of a drive. We're all tired as fuck. Few words have been said besides an occasional friendly insult and some yawns.
We're probably between 3/5 and 4/5 of the way there when suddenly this motherfucker (ALPHUCKING LEED) emerges deadass in front of my raft and bashes the shit out of me. For some reason it loses focus and heads towards Scott. (At this very moment I'm panicking and yelling like a psychotic fuck because I know good god damn well what's about to happen.) β‘οΈ
More Leedsichthys Funny Tips
Dossier says it's not smart enough to be tamed. So the dodo is smarter???
Yarr ye be losin yonder ship to this here mighty toothless monster! Hide ye children, hide ye wife, for this leedshitass be comin for ye!
Itβs a really passive tame, it eats boats
Your raft is gone, say hi to the sharks.
"Oh, you just finished your boat house? That's too bad!"
If this gets a thousand likes I will...
Um...
Hmm...
Everyone who π this post gets a cookie πͺ
Not even Dory's whale speak can get you out of this one.
Once me and my friends were heading to our town on herbivore island, and then this thing comes. It's like out of Moby Dick. One of my friends shouted "ABANDON SHIP!" And jumped into the ocean, swimming to shore. Me and my two other friends stayed on the ship, with our rifles ready. Then my friend who abandoned us tried to help us by shooting the beast with a bazooka. He did manage to kill it, but he killed us and the raft too. We have since put handcuffs on him, and put him in our prison in the cave in carnivore island.
Bro π.........................
Mosasaurus: I am the strongest water creature of all time
Leedsichthys: Hold my raft chunks