Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Part 4.
Scott immediately starts losing his shit. And about 6 seconds after the Alpha Leed quit fucking on me, "Your Tribemate Scotty was killed by" etc.
His raft, after the hours and detail he spent on that was simply shattered in less than 10 seconds by a fucking whale that has an attitude simply because boats annoy it.
His girlfriend starts laughing hysterically because she obviously doesn't understand the gravity of the situation. At this point I'm sure Scott is ready to shove half his controller in his ass and throw his face through the fucking drywall. So Scott's girl is laughing her ass off. Cam is confused as fuck. Scott is having a mental breakdown. And I'm preparing my anus for Alphas return. He smacks the fuck out of me once more, and I'm almost to shore. Trying to be positive I tell everyone to relax and borrow Cams' "We'll be fine" line.
Sike. Alpha had enough and fucked the rest of us systematically.
*admins commands* "killcocksucker"
Pray for us.
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Dossier says it's not smart enough to be tamed. So the dodo is smarter???
This guy needs a doctor . He has prime dandruff
Yarr ye be losin yonder ship to this here mighty toothless monster! Hide ye children, hide ye wife, for this leedshitass be comin for ye!
Itβs a really passive tame, it eats boats
My sarco survived 2 encounters. the first time I tried to go to herbivore island trying to tame a anky but but then I got ATTACKED. I had my sarco on aggressive so it went for the leedsich. I was far from shore so my best bet was to go after my sarco hoping my sarco doesn't die. The second time I was going up north since I lived all the way south I brought my pterandon and sarco, since I was near shore I didn't think I would get attacked by a leedsich but I did. I managed to get to shore with my pterandon. I thought my sarco died untill I checked. I found out my sarco was WRESTLING the leedsich and my sarco didn't even got hurt!
Average gold fish from Australia.
"Oh, you just finished your boat house? That's too bad!"
If this gets a thousand likes I will...
Um...
Hmm...
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I was looking for one becuase of the quest I thought they were small β¦ and weak
Not even Dory's whale speak can get you out of this one.