So... I live on herbivore island with my tames and my base(obviously) one day I went to go and tame a manta and as soon as my little toe reached the water a shark came to nibble it so I got out and crafted a raft and put it down. This was my 1st mistake...I had no clue about the next thing was gonna happen but all I remember is I started goin along on the boat,saw this boi,freaked out,had to change my pants,continued and died. Yey for this a**hole.
Once me and my friends were heading to our town on herbivore island, and then this thing comes. It's like out of Moby Dick. One of my friends shouted "ABANDON SHIP!" And jumped into the ocean, swimming to shore. Me and my two other friends stayed on the ship, with our rifles ready. Then my friend who abandoned us tried to help us by shooting the beast with a bazooka. He did manage to kill it, but he killed us and the raft too. We have since put handcuffs on him, and put him in our prison in the cave in carnivore island.
One sunny day in the alpha tribe...
Me: Repairing Tek walls and feeding baby giga
Tribe Guy: Boss look at this
Me: Sees leed
Also Me: Daaaaaammmnnn that's one thicc 🐟
Tribe Guy: Uh o it's getting unstuck and it's escaping
Me: Well there goes me meat farm...
Tribe Guy: It can't damage stone and will get stuck on stone dino gateframes.....uhhh boss?
Me: * insert Bob the builder song *
When you have just made the best boat ever and then this boi arrives
You:hey mr.whale!you like mah boat?
Whale:nah I dont like yo boat now imma destroy your whole life!
You:aw hell naw mr whale!I took 5 hours outta mah life for dis!
Whale:right imma head out.BAIIIIIIIIIIII
You:dang it he destroyed mah boat.
Me:dying of laughter cuz I'm just chilling In front of the boat fishing and hear this convo updoot