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What are some funny jokes or stories about the leedsichthys? Funny leedsichthys jokes submitted by ARK players.
Once me and my friends were heading to our town on herbivore island, and then this thing comes. It's like out of Moby Dick. One of my friends shouted "ABANDON SHIP!" And jumped into the ocean, swimming to shore. Me and my two other friends stayed on the ship, with our rifles ready. Then my friend who abandoned us tried to help us by shooting the beast with a bazooka. He did manage to kill it, but he killed us and the raft too. We have since put handcuffs on him, and put him in our prison in the cave in carnivore island.
As you know the giant whale is not tame able *sad*
If you find the explorer note and do what most people would not even consider *read the darn thing* Helena says that due to this things absolute stupidity it can not be tamed unless you cheat more than the 25 yo who dates my grandfather and use admin commands