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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

Part 2.
So we end up saying fuck it. Let's go to Carno Island and call it a night by the shores. (WHY THE FUCK WE DECIDED TO GO THERE IS BEYOND ME) And at this point Scott's girlfriend joins the game for shits and gigs and to essentially fuck around with us.
So she's low level. Scott and I barely know what the fucks going on. And I'm paranoid as shit when it comes to this game seeing as I've received thy rod and staff on numerous occasions when it seems like I've done nothing but pour my heart, soul and time into this time vortex of a game.
So naturally I ask Cam what the plan is. To which he replies, "We're going to Carno Island and calling it a night on the shores. We'll be fine." I literally couldn't begin to count the amount of times this fucker has said verbatim "We'll be fine" and then immediately get shafted by prehistoric fuckery. But he assures us that we have nothing to worry about.
Now, one thing I will add before shit hits the fan is simply this... ➡️
More Leedsichthys Funny Tips
Once me and my friends were heading to our town on herbivore island, and then this thing comes. It's like out of Moby Dick. One of my friends shouted "ABANDON SHIP!" And jumped into the ocean, swimming to shore. Me and my two other friends stayed on the ship, with our rifles ready. Then my friend who abandoned us tried to help us by shooting the beast with a bazooka. He did manage to kill it, but he killed us and the raft too. We have since put handcuffs on him, and put him in our prison in the cave in carnivore island.