Whoever said cracker and butter are gay af, two things.
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Whoever said cracker and butter are gay af, two things. That is offensive to gay people, and that is offensive to kapros.
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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Tree kitties of death
Blue blobs of hell
Underwater danger noodle capable of mass destruction
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I spawn near Fars Peak and see an equus right in front of me.
Me: OOH Iβm gonna tame it
Equus: Bye Loser
Me: NOOOOOO
Allosaurus: Hello snacky snack
[YOUR FREE TRIAL OF LIVING HAS…
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First I had one...
Then I had three...
Then I had four...
Now I have seven...
The Direbear is a large bear
Thus, it cannot fit in a bear trap.
As it is a large bear, it can fit in a large bear trap
The Rampage- Chapter 4
[What follows are scraps of data taken from an enemy source. This data may give us key intel on winning the war.]
{192918372717727327}
{Updating}
{Update Complete}
{Verifying. Please…
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