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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the ichthyornis? Funny ichthyornis jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2020-04-13T20:00:34+00:00

He look like he was going to die

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2020-03-19T03:04:39+00:00

These are very annoying: cure, Tek railgun or mek with seige cannon😀😀😀😀

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2020-03-15T21:37:15+00:00

I WANT ONE BUT HAVE NEVER CAME ACROSS ONE NOR HAVE I CAME ACROSS A PEGO I WANT TO TAME THEM DAMIT BUT THEY DONT EXIST OR SOMETHING!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!!😭😭😭😭

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2020-03-05T19:24:54+00:00

Me when I see one: Fie. Now. I said die! Thwak!

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2020-02-20T22:11:41+00:00

SO ANNOYING IT'S SO ANNOYING I HATE DESE THANGS

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2020-02-07T01:00:07+00:00

I was walking on a beach on valguero trying to tame a pt an one of these mofos stole a fert deinon egg and ate I swore from then on I would kill every single one I see

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2019-09-21T08:03:48+00:00

They Queer and Gay and Gay And Homo and Gay

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2019-08-20T19:21:17+00:00

Started a new game and died 10+ times. OK, hard survival game I have figured out and can just pick up everything again where I died. In the dark on night one after getting a place that looks liveable. Get attacked in the dark and killed, respawn and got back to my loot after a long run in the cold. Now I can eat and survive the night, where is the food?! Almost stopped playing the game...

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2019-03-31T03:31:25+00:00

Dont carry narcotics around near them. The bastards to 120 of them!

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2018-12-27T00:11:36+00:00

When trying to tame it. If you accidentally kill it, you can feel happy that you just saved your kibble that would without a doubt get taken by it in the future.

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2018-12-23T07:31:15+00:00

When you have a bunch of high level fertilized boss Rex eggs then you come across a flock of Icthyornis’s #Official Struggle

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2018-07-19T00:53:51+00:00

These jerks took my food then and I died

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2018-07-09T17:28:46+00:00

They took 46 Natcotics and are them how did it not pass out, WILD CARD!

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2017-11-21T19:18:54+00:00

I was trying to tame this thing and I shot it and it came down and stole my crossbow. What a dotchbag

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2018-06-08T10:48:57+00:00

I hate these assholes so much, I'm level 62 with a base on the beach and they still give me a headache

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2017-11-22T18:31:44+00:00

waited a few for a fert dodo egg. next thing you know, an ichthyyornis one of the fert dodo eggs. STOP STEALING!!!!!!

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2019-03-20T22:40:10+00:00

Just ate the last of my cooked meat in my last slot and oh what's this a flying pegomastics... Steals my fukin longneck bp and then decides to eat it the greedy mf

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2018-08-07T21:31:17+00:00

My favorite part about the itchy thorn in my ass is that it steals 35 narcotics from my inventory and has no effect

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2021-01-06T21:21:02+00:00

Roses are red

Voilets are blue

This guy will rob u

And he is so rude

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2021-01-05T16:55:07+00:00

I call them itchy birds, they so mad because they itchy