If you type Seagull it shows up

Nine years ago, I had the honor (or curse) of designing the Ichthyornis for ARK: Survival Evolved. I thought it was a cool, harmless little bird… until the moment it attacked my dodo.

Yes, my dodo. My companion for years. My loyal, plucky friend. And it was snatched right out from under me by the very creature I helped bring into the world.

Did I panic? Maybe a little.

Did I rage? Absolutely.

I grabbed my spears and… well… let’s just say the Ichthyornis felt the wrath of 97 spears to the head. It was chaos, it was justice, and it was pure ARK.

That’s the magic of ASE: unpredictable, brutal, hilarious, and unforgettable. Sometimes the creatures you love… bite back. 🦅💥💀

Raptor - be so scared of me

Rex - Who'd be scared of you over me?

Giga - I'm so scary I'll destroy your base!

Me - nah

Itchyornis - Boo

Me - RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!

Every single time I have a full stack of narc about to go tame something one of these finds me and steals the narc

If you type "seagull" in the search bar, this creature will pop up!

-Pablo27

He attac, he defend, but most importantly, he yoinks your cryo pet

Just like realize seagulls steal my food

Man I would always try to snipe them with a crossbow for some reason.

(Green Arrow) if you do too

If you search seagull this pops up

Hey, scroll to the bottom of MORE to find something funny. They literally called the Icthyornis a “seagull.”

One of these f**kers eat my dinon eggs

Me and my girlfriend having fun in bedroom ichy take her away

Itchy bird: “I’m gonna steal your stuff!”

Bob: “Haha! You cant eat Wyvern eggs, they’re too big! And my narcotics will knock you out!”

Itchy bird: “You think so, Bob? Well, watch this, Bob!”

Itchy bird: Eats Wyvern egg and somehow doesn’t die from the size of it and it’s air hole.

Itchy bird: Eats narcotics and somehow doesn’t get knocked out.

Bob: “HACKER NOOOO HOW I HATE YOU”

Itchy bird: “I’m not a hacker :( I just wanted fish”

Bob: runs away.

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all.

This is not a paromax if u kill it it dose not give your stuff back😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😰🥺🥺🥺

Ichthyornis steal your level 150 raptor egg didn’t need it anyways ichthyornis steal your trex level 80 egg why do you hate me Ichthyornis steal my level 450 trex egg cocks shotgun come here little f er

Me: gets dragon egg "FINNALY!!!"

ichynoris: "oooo mutha f=cker whatcha got there"

Ark: ichynoris stole all your items

Me:throws *PC off bridge*

Ark: "OOOOO NOOO"

also ark: *ichynoris has stole your pc*

Me:*breaks through wall*

Also me:*comes in with rocket launcher* "hello mutha fu<ker"

Ark: ichynoris stole your sh1t

Me: *grabs monitor and kills self with glass*

I am only taming one because of greg’s Story

I was just getting metal then I saw one of the bad boys then it took my stuff and I’m like aaahhhhh IVE BEEN MUGGED I NEED TO CALL 911!!! Then I’m like oh shoot there aren’t any phones in ark.

So I can pick it up but a HUNDRED FOOT KILLER CRAB CAN!