Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies

I was trying to tame this thing and I shot it and it came down and stole my crossbow. What a dotchbag
More Ichthyornis Funny Tips
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
“Ichthyornis stole your thatch foundation”
It was useless
“Ichthyornis stole your parasaur egg”
Wasn't fertilized anyway
“Ichthyornis stole your assault rifle”
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED THAT FOR!
It was useless
“Ichthyornis stole your parasaur egg”
Wasn't fertilized anyway
“Ichthyornis stole your assault rifle”
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED THAT FOR!
Ichthyornis stole your raw meat
Who needs it when you have kibble
Ichthyornis stole your wooden wall
Never knew I had that
Ichthyornis stole your cryopoded lvl 234 Giga
WHY YOU FRICKIN TURD
Who needs it when you have kibble
Ichthyornis stole your wooden wall
Never knew I had that
Ichthyornis stole your cryopoded lvl 234 Giga
WHY YOU FRICKIN TURD
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
What was the second one again?