Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

SO ANNOYING IT'S SO ANNOYING I HATE DESE THANGS
More Ichthyornis Funny Tips
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
"An Ichthyornis stole your thatch wall!"
Hmm... That's okay, its useless.
"An Ichthyornis stole your 10x Tek Foundations!"
I have alot of them.
"An Ichthyornis stole your Cryopoded Level 303 Managamr!"
WTH COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BEACH!!!!!!!
He attacc
He protecc
But most importantly
โA itchyornis stole your favorite snacc!โ
โIchthyornis stole your thatch foundationโ
It was useless
โIchthyornis stole your parasaur eggโ
Wasn't fertilized anyway
โIchthyornis stole your assault rifleโ
WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED THAT FOR!
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
Ichthyornis stole your mejoberry!
That's fine
Ichthyornis stole your 10 arrows
Well they can be crafted easily
Ichthyornis stole your Wyvern Egg
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Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble