One stolen my fertilized giga egg LVL300

Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.

One of these turds stole a 180 Ember crystal wyvern egg from me and ate it, so i returned the favor by blowing it up with a rocket launcher

Ichthyornis stole your mejoberry!
That's fine
Ichthyornis stole your 10 arrows
Well they can be crafted easily
Ichthyornis stole your Wyvern Egg
...

"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"

Props to you if you get this refrence :)

Paint it green, call it a parrot, sail across the seven seas on a raft with a captains hat skin on. You’re now a pirate

No need to thank me

“Ichthyornis stole your water skin!”
Ah, never used that thing anyway.”
“Ichthyornis stole your tranquilizer arrows!”
Wow, this thing really hates me, whatever.
“Ichthyornis stole your 25 Quetzalcoatlus kibble!”
OH NO YOU DON’T YOU LITTLE SH-

Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga


What was the second one again?

Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...

I just read the story about Greg, it touched me so much o decided to befriend a seagull myself. I hope me and my "Greg" can become close as the OG. Here's to a new friendship 🍻. Let's see how this goes