Me: gets dragon egg "FINNALY!!!"

ichynoris: "oooo mutha f=cker whatcha got there"

Ark: ichynoris stole all your items

Me:throws *PC off bridge*

Ark: "OOOOO NOOO"

also ark: *ichynoris has stole your pc*

Me:*breaks through wall*

Also me:*comes in with rocket launcher* "hello mutha fu<ker"

Ark: ichynoris stole your sh1t

Me: *grabs monitor and kills self with glass*

I am only taming one because of greg’s Story

I was just getting metal then I saw one of the bad boys then it took my stuff and I’m like aaahhhhh IVE BEEN MUGGED I NEED TO CALL 911!!! Then I’m like oh shoot there aren’t any phones in ark.

So I can pick it up but a HUNDRED FOOT KILLER CRAB CAN!

He look like he was going to die

These are very annoying: cure, Tek railgun or mek with seige cannon😀😀😀😀

I WANT ONE BUT HAVE NEVER CAME ACROSS ONE NOR HAVE I CAME ACROSS A PEGO I WANT TO TAME THEM DAMIT BUT THEY DONT EXIST OR SOMETHING!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!!😭😭😭😭

Me when I see one: Fie. Now. I said die! Thwak!

SO ANNOYING IT'S SO ANNOYING I HATE DESE THANGS

I was walking on a beach on valguero trying to tame a pt an one of these mofos stole a fert deinon egg and ate I swore from then on I would kill every single one I see

They Queer and Gay and Gay And Homo and Gay

Started a new game and died 10+ times. OK, hard survival game I have figured out and can just pick up everything again where I died. In the dark on night one after getting a place that looks liveable. Get attacked in the dark and killed, respawn and got back to my loot after a long run in the cold. Now I can eat and survive the night, where is the food?! Almost stopped playing the game...

Dont carry narcotics around near them. The bastards to 120 of them!

When trying to tame it. If you accidentally kill it, you can feel happy that you just saved your kibble that would without a doubt get taken by it in the future.

When you have a bunch of high level fertilized boss Rex eggs then you come across a flock of Icthyornis’s #Official Struggle

These jerks took my food then and I died

They took 46 Natcotics and are them how did it not pass out, WILD CARD!

I was trying to tame this thing and I shot it and it came down and stole my crossbow. What a dotchbag

My favorite part about the itchy thorn in my ass is that it steals 35 narcotics from my inventory and has no effect

I hate these assholes so much, I'm level 62 with a base on the beach and they still give me a headache