“Ichthyornis stole your water skin!”
Ah, never used that thing anyway.”
“Ichthyornis stole your tranquilizer arrows!”
Wow, this thing really hates me, whatever.
“Ichthyornis stole your 25 Quetzalcoatlus kibble!”
OH NO YOU DON’T YOU LITTLE SH-
“Me owning a dodo” this fricker hahahaha no
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
Steals 20 fish meat doesn’t tame
Ark devs how we supposed to tame you can’t hit these motherf****** with tranqs
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)
Why do seagulls fly over the sea🌊 Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels 🥯 Sorry but I had to “sea” if you liked that joke. Ok I will stop...
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
