Ichthyornis
This guy doesn’t just take your items, he takes your soul, your wife, your…

This guy doesn’t just take your items, he takes your soul, your wife, your kids, your will to live, and that random guy in tasmania

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1579 points 😂 Funny Jun 28, 2020 Report

He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he eat your narcotic stacc.

1078 points 😂 Funny May 13, 2020 Report

I’m pretty sure if a seagull eats my 250 narcotics it would fall asleep at least right? NO

775 points 😂 Funny Jan 4, 2021 Report

You have a fertilized lightning wyvern egg?

Oh well thats to bad

756 points 😂 Funny Apr 1, 2017 Report

Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.

407 points 😂 Funny May 28, 2017 Report

Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble

159 points 😂 Funny Jan 14, 2023 Report

He stole my pistol, I stole his life. I blasted him out of the sky with a shotgun it was beautiful.

322 points 😂 Funny Apr 1, 2017 Report

Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys

310 points 😂 Funny Apr 1, 2017 Report

Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...

285 points 😂 Funny Oct 8, 2017 Report

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

200 points 😂 Funny Apr 30, 2020 Report

Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga

What was the second one again?