arks first mistake was the pegomastax, now they essentially just gave it wings.):(
At least it looks better than the pego.
Itchy bird: “I’m gonna steal your stuff!”
Bob: “Haha! You cant eat Wyvern eggs, they’re too big! And my narcotics will knock you out!”
Itchy bird: “You think so, Bob? Well, watch this, Bob!”
Itchy bird: Eats Wyvern egg and somehow doesn’t die from the size of it and it’s air hole.
Itchy bird: Eats narcotics and somehow doesn’t get knocked out.
Bob: “HACKER NOOOO HOW I HATE YOU”
Itchy bird: “I’m not a hacker :( I just wanted fish”
Bob: runs away.
tamed one… then came an alpha raptor… it is no longer with us 1^ To pay respects😮💨
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all.
Who is Greg like Greg this and that who is Greg
It ate my lamp. IN ONE BITE. HOW DID IT EAT A LANMP?!?!?!? ITS LONGER THAN ME! Also ate my fridge and that’s just like- B R U H
Your ornis. It itches my guy
Srsly get that checked out your probably gonna die soon
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...