“Ichthyornis stole your Thatch Wall!” Me: I don’t need that. “Ichthyornis stole your Ramshackle Fabricated Pistol!” Me: I have a Journeyman one. “Ichthyornis stole your Cryopoded Lvl 500 Reaper King!” GIVE. ME. IT. NOW. BAD. BIRD.
Great. Now I can't call ichyosaurs "ichys" anymore or call pelagornis "seagulls" anymore.
Up to get these stupid ,dumb ,idiotic things out of ARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:/-DO IT NOW
Ichthyornis: imma eat ur stack of bio tox now don’t mind me.
Me: um ok
Ichthyornis: imma eat ur journeymen longneck now don’t mind me.
Me: WHAT THE F-
If this was out of the game I would stop crying at night
Do you think it's ironic that it takes pegomastax kibble
Acts as your mother by telling you there are more fish in the sea...
Would you rather fight lvl 1 itchy or lvl 999999999 giga
What was the second one again?
Will steal your wife, kids and everything you own, kibble is the least of your worrys
"Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach.
They said, 'Seagulls gonna come,
Poke me in the coconut.'
And they did.
And they did"
Props to you if you get this refrence :)
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
