First time ever seeing one of these in games was as follows:

*Friend and I cruising on raft down a river*

*Hesperonis jumps on raft*

(I'm sitting on a wooden chair on raft so somewhat immobile and taken aback)

*Hesperonis approaches me*

Me: "Awh. Kinda looks like a duck! What's up buddy?"

*Hesperonis pecks my fucking throat twice*

Me: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

*Hesperonis gets one more peck in*

Me: *Three piece combo roid duck off my fucking vessel and sit back down in my chair*

Buddy: *hysterical laughter*

Hi! I’m a hesperornis, my brother is a ichthyornis, my mom and dad are pelagornis’s, and my cousin is a ichyosaurus!

In loving memory of the Ornis’s 👍

I was walking then this thing waddle up to me. I died. Grumpy duck 😵🦆

This thing shows if you search up duck🦆

I once found one with a pack of dire wolfs

bye bye ducky

Well i tried to tame a lvl 15 with the help of my Ichty Sebastian...who sometimes is a really good hunter and sometimes not so much...and it was 99% tamed but then a Piranha aggroed on it and it dropped to 0%. I started all over again, 97% tamed...i walked towards it with hopefully the last fish...and dropped it accidentally right in front of the Hesperornis instead of feeding it. I think it enjoyed the snack, but still 97% tamed and i ended up laughing tears out of sheer desperation.

So you’re telling me a flipping duck will agro on me faster than a giant bronto!?

Here's how do destroy a relationship (in ARK)

1. Kill one of these duck things

2. knock out your friend

3. force feed them organic polymer (dropped by this duck thing)

4. take their stuff

If u type Duck this guy shows up

Looks ugly, it’s name sounds like a rare disease... I LOVE IT

Oh, the dodo needs to loose some weight.

This ugly duckling never became a swan... and he's angry as hell about it!

The Hesperonis walked up to the lemonade stand and said to the man runnin the stand

Hey!

Buhbuhbuh

Got any fish?

The man said no we just got lemonade but it's cold and its fresh and it's all homemade!

Can I get you a glass?

The Hesperonis said

I'll pass

And he waddled away to the very next day buh buh, buh buh buh buh.

"Hello, my organic polymer dispenser!"

"PLEASE IM TIRED NO"

Feed him an alpha mosa.

Roses are red violets are blue this bird will peck you and maybe your team too

Punch its face full of fish and it’ll be your best friend, that totally makes sense

What happens when a dodo quacks? QUACK! 🦤

It becomes a Hesperornis

He attac

He protec

But most importantly he

Lets us abuse his organic polymer in a farm

Is it concerning I spent around an hour of my time trying to get killed by this thing in full flak armor to prove my friend wrong