Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
The Hesperonis walked up to the lemonade stand and said to the man runnin the stand
Hey!
Buhbuhbuh
Got any fish?
The man said no we just got lemonade but it's cold and its fresh and it's all homemade!
Can I get you a glass?
The Hesperonis said
I'll pass
And he waddled away to the very next day buh buh, buh buh buh buh.
More Hesperornis Funny Tips
A hesperornis walked up to a citronalade stand and he asked to the survivor running the stand hey bom bom bom got any mejoβs the survivor said no we only sell citronalade itβs cold and itβs fresh and itβs all homemade you wanna give it a try , the hesperornis said nah Iβll pass and then he waddled away till the very next day bom bom bom bombidom ^RSD
"Hello, my organic polymer dispenser!"
"PLEASE IM TIRED NO"
Ooooooooo shiny egg me want ogga bogga.
Find A leedsicthis wheel him in and enjoy. Watch that taming effectiveness go to 2000%
This things deal 100,000,000 damage a hit, but only to fish.
Person: aww cute bird
Me: polymer
NOOT NOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I once found one with a pack of dire wolfs
bye bye ducky
This is a duck.
No questions will be asked