A hesperornis walked up to a citronalade stand and he asked to the survivor running the stand hey bom bom bom got any mejo’s the survivor said no we only sell citronalade it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade you wanna give it a try , the hesperornis said nah I’ll pass and then he waddled away till the very next day bom bom bom bombidom ^RSD

This thing shows if you search up duck🦆

Find A leedsicthis wheel him in and enjoy. Watch that taming effectiveness go to 2000%

Well i tried to tame a lvl 15 with the help of my Ichty Sebastian...who sometimes is a really good hunter and sometimes not so much...and it was 99% tamed but then a Piranha aggroed on it and it dropped to 0%. I started all over again, 97% tamed...i walked towards it with hopefully the last fish...and dropped it accidentally right in front of the Hesperornis instead of feeding it. I think it enjoyed the snack, but still 97% tamed and i ended up laughing tears out of sheer desperation.

First time ever seeing one of these in games was as follows:

*Friend and I cruising on raft down a river*

*Hesperonis jumps on raft*

(I'm sitting on a wooden chair on raft so somewhat immobile and taken aback)

*Hesperonis approaches me*

Me: "Awh. Kinda looks like a duck! What's up buddy?"

*Hesperonis pecks my fucking throat twice*

Me: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

*Hesperonis gets one more peck in*

Me: *Three piece combo roid duck off my fucking vessel and sit back down in my chair*

Buddy: *hysterical laughter*

Person: aww cute bird

Me: polymer

NOOT NOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This things deal 100,000,000 damage a hit, but only to fish.

SO CUTE, SO CUTE, SO CUTE, SO CUTE...

OMG.......................

PIPLUP, THIS IS YOUR RIVAL IN CUTENESS SO USE WATER GUN IN THE CUTEST WAY YOU CAN.

He attac

He protec

But most importantly he

Lets us abuse his organic polymer in a farm