A hesperornis walked up to a citronalade stand and he asked to the survivor running the stand hey bom bom bom got any mejo’s the survivor said no we only sell citronalade it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade you wanna give it a try , the hesperornis said nah I’ll pass and then he waddled away till the very next day bom bom bom bombidom ^RSD

Find A leedsicthis wheel him in and enjoy. Watch that taming effectiveness go to 2000%

This things deal 100,000,000 damage a hit, but only to fish.

Person: aww cute bird

Me: polymer

This is a duck.

No questions will be asked

Oh, the dodo needs to loose some weight.

If you type in “duck” this comes up. Hehe.

NOOT NOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feed him an alpha mosa.

No other bird can pick it up, but a human can

Ark logic

Well in ark u beat up a dinosaur and shoot it with arrows and then force feed it food then it loves u forever