A hesperornis walked up to a citronalade stand and he asked to the survivor running the stand hey bom bom bom got any mejo’s the survivor said no we only sell citronalade it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade you wanna give it a try , the hesperornis said nah I’ll pass and then he waddled away till the very next day bom bom bom bombidom ^RSD

Find A leedsicthis wheel him in and enjoy. Watch that taming effectiveness go to 2000%

NOOT NOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First time ever seeing one of these in games was as follows:

*Friend and I cruising on raft down a river*

*Hesperonis jumps on raft*

(I'm sitting on a wooden chair on raft so somewhat immobile and taken aback)

*Hesperonis approaches me*

Me: "Awh. Kinda looks like a duck! What's up buddy?"

*Hesperonis pecks my fucking throat twice*

Me: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

*Hesperonis gets one more peck in*

Me: *Three piece combo roid duck off my fucking vessel and sit back down in my chair*

Buddy: *hysterical laughter*

This things deal 100,000,000 damage a hit, but only to fish.