A hesperornis walked up to a citronalade stand and he asked to the survivor running the stand hey bom bom bom got any mejo’s the survivor said no we only sell citronalade it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade you wanna give it a try , the hesperornis said nah I’ll pass and then he waddled away till the very next day bom bom bom bombidom ^RSD

Person: aww cute bird

Me: polymer

Find A leedsicthis wheel him in and enjoy. Watch that taming effectiveness go to 2000%

First time ever seeing one of these in games was as follows:

*Friend and I cruising on raft down a river*

*Hesperonis jumps on raft*

(I'm sitting on a wooden chair on raft so somewhat immobile and taken aback)

*Hesperonis approaches me*

Me: "Awh. Kinda looks like a duck! What's up buddy?"

*Hesperonis pecks my fucking throat twice*

Me: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

*Hesperonis gets one more peck in*

Me: *Three piece combo roid duck off my fucking vessel and sit back down in my chair*

Buddy: *hysterical laughter*

SO CUTE, SO CUTE, SO CUTE, SO CUTE...
OMG.......................
PIPLUP, THIS IS YOUR RIVAL IN CUTENESS SO USE WATER GUN IN THE CUTEST WAY YOU CAN.

NOOT NOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This things deal 100,000,000 damage a hit, but only to fish.

My friend hates these for absolutely no reason ,I know they can be annoying but all of a sudden he gasped loudly and I kept saying what? And then he pointed to it and said don’t get close and I said bruh it’s just a birb and then he brutally murder’d it

I have one next to my house. I keep running up to it and moving away from its attacks. I really want to tame it but it would take to long but I will not kill it.

Was walking down the beach and one of these looked at me and said “the f*ck you looking at” he then slapped me with his beak. To which my spino replied with a bite. The little flamingo didn’t make it.