The best way to tame a level 1 million duck

Step one kill 167 alpha Leeds

Step 2 feed it 2056 megladons 500 Mosas and 167 Leeds

Step 3 RUN FOR YA LIFE IT WILL ONE SHOT GIGAS

A hesperornis walked up to a citronalade stand and he asked to the survivor running the stand hey bom bom bom got any mejo’s the survivor said no we only sell citronalade it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade you wanna give it a try , the hesperornis said nah I’ll pass and then he waddled away till the very next day bom bom bom bombidom ^RSD

Hesperornis = Walmart duck

Hesperornis = Slender duck

THEY AGGRO FOR NO REASON

SO

UH

BEWARE

Stay away this will two shot you run well you can don’t take eggs (unless golden)

When daz games got killed by this

Wanted to name it Cretaceous untitled goose name is to big and can’t post it on name ideas

What happens when a dodo quacks? QUACK! 🦤

It becomes a Hesperornis

Find A leedsicthis wheel him in and enjoy. Watch that taming effectiveness go to 2000%

First time ever seeing one of these in games was as follows:

*Friend and I cruising on raft down a river*

*Hesperonis jumps on raft*

(I'm sitting on a wooden chair on raft so somewhat immobile and taken aback)

*Hesperonis approaches me*

Me: "Awh. Kinda looks like a duck! What's up buddy?"

*Hesperonis pecks my fucking throat twice*

Me: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

*Hesperonis gets one more peck in*

Me: *Three piece combo roid duck off my fucking vessel and sit back down in my chair*

Buddy: *hysterical laughter*

First time ever seeing one of these in games was as follows:

*Friend and I cruising on raft down a river*

*Hesperonis jumps on raft*

(I'm sitting on a wooden chair on raft so somewhat immobile and taken aback)

*Hesperonis approaches me*

Me: "Awh. Kinda looks like a duck! What's up buddy?"

*Hesperonis pecks my fucking throat twice*

Me: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

*Hesperonis gets one more peck in*

Me: *Three piece combo roid duck off my fucking vessel and sit back down in my chair*

Buddy: *hysterical laughter*