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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the hesperornis? Funny hesperornis jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 385 · Answer 1 · 2017-10-28T06:27:35+00:00

A hesperornis walked up to a citronalade stand and he asked to the survivor running the stand hey bom bom bom got any mejo’s the survivor said no we only sell citronalade it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade you wanna give it a try , the hesperornis said nah I’ll pass and then he waddled away till the very next day bom bom bom bombidom ^RSD

score 226 · Answer 2 · 2017-07-02T19:45:04+00:00

Find A leedsicthis wheel him in and enjoy. Watch that taming effectiveness go to 2000%

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2024-09-08T14:28:55+00:00

This is a duck.

No questions will be asked

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2024-09-28T02:46:04+00:00

Oh, the dodo needs to loose some weight.

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2024-09-28T02:43:37+00:00

If you type in “duck” this comes up. Hehe.

score 128 · Answer 6 · 2018-04-25T00:15:06+00:00

This things deal 100,000,000 damage a hit, but only to fish.

score 74 · Answer 7 · 2021-01-13T03:52:44+00:00

Person: aww cute bird

Me: polymer

score 133 · Answer 8 · 2017-08-02T16:29:02+00:00

NOOT NOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2024-07-29T16:43:48+00:00

Feed him an alpha mosa.

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2024-09-23T20:55:12+00:00

When I was a noob I had no idea now rare these are and I ate it for food

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2024-06-24T04:23:26+00:00

Is it concerning I spent around an hour of my time trying to get killed by this thing in full flak armor to prove my friend wrong

score 74 · Answer 12 · 2018-09-02T18:46:35+00:00

No other bird can pick it up, but a human can

Ark logic

Well in ark u beat up a dinosaur and shoot it with arrows and then force feed it food then it loves u forever

score 74 · Answer 13 · 2018-03-06T02:47:56+00:00

Was walking down the beach and one of these looked at me and said “the f*ck you looking at” he then slapped me with his beak. To which my spino replied with a bite. The little flamingo didn’t make it.

score 7 · Answer 14 · 2024-02-19T04:51:12+00:00

Hi! I’m a hesperornis, my brother is a ichthyornis, my mom and dad are pelagornis’s, and my cousin is a ichyosaurus!

In loving memory of the Ornis’s 👍

score 34 · Answer 15 · 2021-05-18T02:37:24+00:00

Hesperornis = Walmart duck

Hesperornis = Slender duck

THEY AGGRO FOR NO REASON

SO

UH

BEWARE

score 46 · Answer 16 · 2020-01-04T12:02:33+00:00

SO CUTE, SO CUTE, SO CUTE, SO CUTE...

OMG.......................

PIPLUP, THIS IS YOUR RIVAL IN CUTENESS SO USE WATER GUN IN THE CUTEST WAY YOU CAN.

score 6 · Answer 17 · 2024-02-19T00:45:30+00:00

Roses are red violets are blue this bird will peck you and maybe your team too

score 57 · Answer 18 · 2018-02-03T20:35:04+00:00

They look friendly, but they’re not

score 23 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-15T04:31:26+00:00

The best way to tame a level 1 million duck

Step one kill 167 alpha Leeds

Step 2 feed it 2056 megladons 500 Mosas and 167 Leeds

Step 3 RUN FOR YA LIFE IT WILL ONE SHOT GIGAS

score 11 · Answer 20 · 2023-03-17T17:45:07+00:00

If u type Duck this guy shows up