A hesperornis walked up to a citronalade stand and he asked to the survivor running the stand hey bom bom bom got any mejo’s the survivor said no we only sell citronalade it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade you wanna give it a try , the hesperornis said nah I’ll pass and then he waddled away till the very next day bom bom bom bombidom ^RSD

Find A leedsicthis wheel him in and enjoy. Watch that taming effectiveness go to 2000%

This things deal 100,000,000 damage a hit, but only to fish.

Person: aww cute bird

Me: polymer

NOOT NOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA! That’s right you better run! Well… Try to at least.

No other bird can pick it up, but a human can

Ark logic

Well in ark u beat up a dinosaur and shoot it with arrows and then force feed it food then it loves u forever

Was walking down the beach and one of these looked at me and said “the f*ck you looking at” he then slapped me with his beak. To which my spino replied with a bite. The little flamingo didn’t make it.

Ooooooooo shiny egg me want ogga bogga.

Guys don’t tame this duck it takes 24 hours and60 minuets

Hesperornis = Walmart duck

Hesperornis = Slender duck

THEY AGGRO FOR NO REASON

SO

UH

BEWARE

They look friendly, but they’re not

This is a duck.

No questions will be asked

SO CUTE, SO CUTE, SO CUTE, SO CUTE...

OMG.......................

PIPLUP, THIS IS YOUR RIVAL IN CUTENESS SO USE WATER GUN IN THE CUTEST WAY YOU CAN.

If you type in “duck” this comes up. Hehe.

The best way to tame a level 1 million duck

Step one kill 167 alpha Leeds

Step 2 feed it 2056 megladons 500 Mosas and 167 Leeds

Step 3 RUN FOR YA LIFE IT WILL ONE SHOT GIGAS

Duck. I liked duck.duck laid golden eggs for me.duck got attacked by angry birds.now duck is dead.im sorry duck.

Updoot

I know it looks more like a duck or penguin but it reminded me of Kevin from Up for some strange reason

I once found one with a pack of dire wolfs

bye bye ducky

First time ever seeing one of these in games was as follows:

*Friend and I cruising on raft down a river*

*Hesperonis jumps on raft*

(I'm sitting on a wooden chair on raft so somewhat immobile and taken aback)

*Hesperonis approaches me*

Me: "Awh. Kinda looks like a duck! What's up buddy?"

*Hesperonis pecks my fucking throat twice*

Me: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

*Hesperonis gets one more peck in*

Me: *Three piece combo roid duck off my fucking vessel and sit back down in my chair*

Buddy: *hysterical laughter*