Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
First time ever seeing one of these in games was as follows:
*Friend and I cruising on raft down a river*
*Hesperonis jumps on raft*
(I'm sitting on a wooden chair on raft so somewhat immobile and taken aback)
*Hesperonis approaches me*
Me: "Awh. Kinda looks like a duck! What's up buddy?"
*Hesperonis pecks my fucking throat twice*
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
*Hesperonis gets one more peck in*
Me: *Three piece combo roid duck off my fucking vessel and sit back down in my chair*
Buddy: *hysterical laughter*
More Hesperornis Funny Tips
A hesperornis walked up to a citronalade stand and he asked to the survivor running the stand hey bom bom bom got any mejoβs the survivor said no we only sell citronalade itβs cold and itβs fresh and itβs all homemade you wanna give it a try , the hesperornis said nah Iβll pass and then he waddled away till the very next day bom bom bom bombidom ^RSD
Find A leedsicthis wheel him in and enjoy. Watch that taming effectiveness go to 2000%
This things deal 100,000,000 damage a hit, but only to fish.
Person: aww cute bird
Me: polymer
NOOT NOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUCKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If u type Duck this guy shows up
Hesperornis = Walmart duck
Hesperornis = Slender duck
THEY AGGRO FOR NO REASON
SO
UH
BEWARE
No other bird can pick it up, but a human can
Ark logic
Well in ark u beat up a dinosaur and shoot it with arrows and then force feed it food then it loves u forever
Here's how do destroy a relationship (in ARK)
1. Kill one of these duck things
2. knock out your friend
3. force feed them organic polymer (dropped by this duck thing)
4. take their stuff