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First time ever seeing one of these in games was as follows:

*Friend and I cruising on raft down a river*

*Hesperonis jumps on raft*

(I'm sitting on a wooden chair on raft so somewhat immobile and taken aback)

*Hesperonis approaches me*

Me: "Awh. Kinda looks like a duck! What's up buddy?"

*Hesperonis pecks my fucking throat twice*

Me: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

*Hesperonis gets one more peck in*

Me: *Three piece combo roid duck off my fucking vessel and sit back down in my chair*

Buddy: *hysterical laughter*

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