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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the hesperornis? Funny hesperornis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Well i tried to tame a lvl 15 with the help of my Ichty Sebastian...who sometimes is a really good hunter and sometimes not so much...and it was 99% tamed but then a Piranha aggroed on it and it dropped to 0%. I started all over again, 97% tamed...i walked towards it with hopefully the last fish...and dropped it accidentally right in front of the Hesperornis instead of feeding it. I think it enjoyed the snack, but still 97% tamed and i ended up laughing tears out of sheer desperation.
First time ever seeing one of these in games was as follows:
*Friend and I cruising on raft down a river*
*Hesperonis jumps on raft*
(I'm sitting on a wooden chair on raft so somewhat immobile and taken aback)
*Hesperonis approaches me*
Me: "Awh. Kinda looks like a duck! What's up buddy?"
*Hesperonis pecks my fucking throat twice*
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
*Hesperonis gets one more peck in*
Me: *Three piece combo roid duck off my fucking vessel and sit back down in my chair*
Buddy: *hysterical laughter*