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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the hesperornis? Funny hesperornis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Well i tried to tame a lvl 15 with the help of my Ichty Sebastian...who sometimes is a really good hunter and sometimes not so much...and it was 99% tamed but then a Piranha aggroed on it and it dropped to 0%. I started all over again, 97% tamed...i walked towards it with hopefully the last fish...and dropped it accidentally right in front of the Hesperornis instead of feeding it. I think it enjoyed the snack, but still 97% tamed and i ended up laughing tears out of sheer desperation.
The Hesperonis walked up to the lemonade stand and said to the man runnin the stand
Hey!
Buhbuhbuh
Got any fish?
The man said no we just got lemonade but it's cold and its fresh and it's all homemade!
Can I get you a glass?
The Hesperonis said
I'll pass
And he waddled away to the very next day buh buh, buh buh buh buh.