Others: If you See this bola your friend and run

Giga: You dont survive this

Me: OK i Just bola My friend and run

Giga: Mmmmmmmh

Me: Realize That I have no friends

Giga: Mmmmmmmh crunchy

Me:walking around

Giga:reeeeee

Me:leave game

Me:not playing ark for 1 month

Giga:disappear

Me:yes

Whoever hasn’t found one of these

U honestly aren’t missing much 😬🫪

Real men passive tame this beast they jump up to the gigas mouth and Force the meat in its mouth then it will love you and call giga abuse on you

Lvl. 150 giga: *grabs me*

Me: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!

Giga: *eats me up*

Me: WTH!?! Where is my level 666 Rex!?!

Ark gods: it is in the land of the dead.

Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!

Me: *yawns and goes unconsciousness*

All of my blood: *leaves my body*

Me: *ascends to heaven with my rex*

That terrible murdering giga: *defacates my specimen implant and my rex's implant*

My tribemates: *revives me and my rex*

Me: Thank you for releasing me!

Please press the upright triangle button to tell everyone not to be me!

Turn around walk away don't look back just shut up and move on with you day you didn't see anything...

He protecc

Ge attack

But most importantly...

He thinks your a good snack!

Little giga near my base

Please do not remove my face

I worked so hard for all this stuff

And I think enough is enough

I unleash all of my tames

Only to go down in flames

Though our battle was legendary

Was killing my griffin really necessary?

-BunnoChan

How to survive a giga attack

Step one: you don't

Your welcome 👍

So my friend just got into ark and he called me and my cousin and said that he found a " chunky rexy boi???" So me and my cousin told him I was a passive mejoberry tame. He thanked us and hung up to go tame it,five minutes later he called us and said " guys......I think my gamed glitches it didn't work it killed me so I'm going to try again " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This guy might be the rarest Dino in ark I’ve LITERALLY NEVER FOUND ONE

Bola your Pteranodon and run for your life.

It’s a flying ghost like I checked all of the mountains as I FIND A CARCHA BUT NO GIGA

“Why are my gigas eyes yellow?”

Real men tame this thing with a tribe mate, a bola, and fists

If you see one of these just shoot it with a rock using a slingshot then it will just prance right up and await orders make sure you don’t run and just sit and wait for it to come to you it will be your obedient servent

Easy tame! Simply bola and then punch it in the face, after this there's a good chance you've already been hired as an actor for the new jurassic park movie. (As the dead bodies in the background)

Wild giga:*Eats all your tames because its hungry* Tamed giga:Pls hooman feed meh I'm starving.

"Taming a Giga: I brought 50 narcotics and anxiety"

"The Giga one: i dont care for you anxiety"

Meeting of carnos

Rex: Hm. I'm king of dinos.

Giga joins meeting)

Giga: Hello!

Rex: Your 2 feet taller than me, oh god!

Spino joins meeting)

Spino: Waddup docs?

Rex: Oh my God spinos here too uhhh...

Spino: I should be king I'm the biggest carnivore!

Giga: No I should be, I look cooler!

Rex:I'm more fearsome!

Spino: Oh, says the guy that cant even see things that don't move.

Rex: THATS JUST A MYTH!!

Giga:Guys calm down. We can settle this out.

Spino and Rex: How?

Giga:Why dont we invite more carnos?

(Carno and Mosa join meeting)

Mosa:Hi.

Carno:Hello.

Rex: How does this solve our problems..

Giant bee sneaks in meeting)

Bee:Hello everyone.

Rex: Ahh! A bee! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!

Bee:DUDE CHILL. GOD.

Mosa:I'm the biggest aquatic reptile to live! (Other than blue whale)

Meg joins)

Meg: Actually ark actually made you bigger and me smaller for a dumb reason. I am supposed to be biggest thing in ocean.

Mosa and meg left meeting)

Bee: Did yall know I can fly?

Giga:You shouldn't be able too. According to the law of physics-

Rex: Yeah, yeah, who cares about dumb physics!

Giga: Dont interrupt me!

Giga: As I was saying, according to the laws of physics, a bee shouldn't be able to lift its fat body around. But no, bees are gods, they break physics completely.

Bee:ARE YOU CALLING ME AND MY BROS FAT!?

Giga: Yes.

Spino: I'm hungry.

Everyone: NOBODY CARES.

Rex sneaks and steals crown of king of dinos)

Everyone:Rex? Your the king!

Giga: (eats crown) I should be king (pushes rex)

Rex: Ow! Grrrr... (bites neck)

Spino:EVERYONE CALM DOWN NOW. THE MEETING CAN END. GOD.

Everyone: FINALLY!!!!