Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Rex says chomp,
bulbdog say ruff
cat says meow,
astrocetus says barf
Titanosaur says stomp
Basilo is American. *he makes oil*
Giga says DIE UNBELIEVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and unicorn says I'm just a eqqus with a piece of corn in my forehead
I say activate god mode ZOOM!
Giga *chomp*
Me *dies*
Guys listen to me for a second, so guys this a rap about me getting put in a trap by six foot tall, little scary in all RAPTOR he chased me down I could hear each foot hit the ground then I fell right in then night rolled in and I felt scared, a dark drift In the air... then I saw it stomping loud and proud, covering all his ground comping me right up, then my tribe throw up
So my friend just got into ark and he called me and my cousin and said that he found a " chunky rexy boi???" So me and my cousin told him I was a passive mejoberry tame. He thanked us and hung up to go tame it,five minutes later he called us and said " guys......I think my gamed glitches it didn't work it killed me so I'm going to try again " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lvl. 150 giga: *grabs me*
Me: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!
Giga: *eats me up*
Me: WTH!?! Where is my level 666 Rex!?!
Ark gods: it is in the land of the dead.
Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!
Me: *yawns and goes unconsciousness*
All of my blood: *leaves my body*
Me: *ascends to heaven with my rex*
That terrible murdering giga: *defacates my specimen implant and my rex's implant*
My tribemates: *revives me and my rex*
Me: Thank you for releasing me!
Please press the upright triangle button to tell everyone not to be me!