Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So my friend just got into ark and he called me and my cousin and said that he found a " chunky rexy boi???" So me and my cousin told him I was a passive mejoberry tame. He thanked us and hung up to go tame it,five minutes later he called us and said " guys......I think my gamed glitches it didn't work it killed me so I'm going to try again " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lvl. 150 giga: *grabs me*
Me: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!
Giga: *eats me up*
Me: WTH!?! Where is my level 666 Rex!?!
Ark gods: it is in the land of the dead.
Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!
Me: *yawns and goes unconsciousness*
All of my blood: *leaves my body*
Me: *ascends to heaven with my rex*
That terrible murdering giga: *defacates my specimen implant and my rex's implant*
My tribemates: *revives me and my rex*
Me: Thank you for releasing me!
Please press the upright triangle button to tell everyone not to be me!