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Meeting of carnos

Rex: Hm. I'm king of dinos.

Giga joins meeting)

Giga: Hello!

Rex: Your 2 feet taller than me, oh god!

Spino joins meeting)

Spino: Waddup docs?

Rex: Oh my God spinos here too uhhh...

Spino: I should be king I'm the biggest carnivore!

Giga: No I should be, I look cooler!

Rex:I'm more fearsome!

Spino: Oh, says the guy that cant even see things that don't move.

Rex: THATS JUST A MYTH!!

Giga:Guys calm down. We can settle this out.

Spino and Rex: How?

Giga:Why dont we invite more carnos?

(Carno and Mosa join meeting)

Mosa:Hi.

Carno:Hello.

Rex: How does this solve our problems..

Giant bee sneaks in meeting)

Bee:Hello everyone.

Rex: Ahh! A bee! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!

Bee:DUDE CHILL. GOD.

Mosa:I'm the biggest aquatic reptile to live! (Other than blue whale)

Meg joins)

Meg: Actually ark actually made you bigger and me smaller for a dumb reason. I am supposed to be biggest thing in ocean.

Mosa and meg left meeting)

Bee: Did yall know I can fly?

Giga:You shouldn't be able too. According to the law of physics-

Rex: Yeah, yeah, who cares about dumb physics!

Giga: Dont interrupt me!

Giga: As I was saying, according to the laws of physics, a bee shouldn't be able to lift its fat body around. But no, bees are gods, they break physics completely.

Bee:ARE YOU CALLING ME AND MY BROS FAT!?

Giga: Yes.

Spino: I'm hungry.

Everyone: NOBODY CARES.

Rex sneaks and steals crown of king of dinos)

Everyone:Rex? Your the king!

Giga: (eats crown) I should be king (pushes rex)

Rex: Ow! Grrrr... (bites neck)

Spino:EVERYONE CALM DOWN NOW. THE MEETING CAN END. GOD.

Everyone: FINALLY!!!!

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