Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Meeting of carnos Rex: Hm. I'm king of dinos. Giga joins meeting) Giga:…

Meeting of carnos
Rex: Hm. I'm king of dinos.
Giga joins meeting)
Giga: Hello!
Rex: Your 2 feet taller than me, oh god!
Spino joins meeting)
Spino: Waddup docs?
Rex: Oh my God spinos here too uhhh...
Spino: I should be king I'm the biggest carnivore!
Giga: No I should be, I look cooler!
Rex:I'm more fearsome!
Spino: Oh, says the guy that cant even see things that don't move.
Rex: THATS JUST A MYTH!!
Giga:Guys calm down. We can settle this out.
Spino and Rex: How?
Giga:Why dont we invite more carnos?
(Carno and Mosa join meeting)
Mosa:Hi.
Carno:Hello.
Rex: How does this solve our problems..
Giant bee sneaks in meeting)
Bee:Hello everyone.
Rex: Ahh! A bee! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!
Bee:DUDE CHILL. GOD.
Mosa:I'm the biggest aquatic reptile to live! (Other than blue whale)
Meg joins)
Meg: Actually ark actually made you bigger and me smaller for a dumb reason. I am supposed to be biggest thing in ocean.
Mosa and meg left meeting)
Bee: Did yall know I can fly?
Giga:You shouldn't be able too. According to the law of physics-
Rex: Yeah, yeah, who cares about dumb physics!
Giga: Dont interrupt me!
Giga: As I was saying, according to the laws of physics, a bee shouldn't be able to lift its fat body around. But no, bees are gods, they break physics completely.
Bee:ARE YOU CALLING ME AND MY BROS FAT!?
Giga: Yes.
Spino: I'm hungry.
Everyone: NOBODY CARES.
Rex sneaks and steals crown of king of dinos)
Everyone:Rex? Your the king!
Giga: (eats crown) I should be king (pushes rex)
Rex: Ow! Grrrr... (bites neck)
Spino:EVERYONE CALM DOWN NOW. THE MEETING CAN END. GOD.
Everyone: FINALLY!!!!
More Giganotosaurus Funny Tips
I dare you to raise one!! They are savage if you got two high lvl parents (about lvl 140ish) and you get imprinting on it. The thing will become an adult with about 230% melee and basically one chomp any bronto!!! But on the down side you loose your job and your girlfriend