Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Lvl. 150 giga: *grabs me*
Me: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!
Giga: *eats me up*
Me: WTH!?! Where is my level 666 Rex!?!
Ark gods: it is in the land of the dead.
Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!
Me: *yawns and goes unconsciousness*
All of my blood: *leaves my body*
Me: *ascends to heaven with my rex*
That terrible murdering giga: *defacates my specimen implant and my rex's implant*
My tribemates: *revives me and my rex*
Me: Thank you for releasing me!
Please press the upright triangle button to tell everyone not to be me!