Once I had a moschops named munchy. On the day I got Tek, I saw a noob with a pego (I was on Ragnarok) and the noob stole my giga egg and he ran away. Like a few days later he came back with a mutated giga. I can easily kill the noob and the giga, but the noob decided to kill my moschops named munchy.I was very triggered and punched his giga to death and I still dunno where I left the pieces of the noobs body.

*sees giga*

“Houston, we gotta problem”

They really seem to love burning to death in the Island's volcano I see it happen to them and Carchas all the time #justiceforcarchasandgigas.

Nope nope nope nope nope nope turn the other way and run

Damn rhyniognatha...... R.i.p gigi

Giga: MWAHAHAHA I am unstoppable

Ocean: hello there

Giga: MOM HELP ME

My giga fckin killed me,

Yes my my won giga, MY OWN GIGA

Sooo uhh is it supposed to teleport out of a trap? 😭

If by some unholy chance you find a giga with all its points in melee damage perfect tame it and then raise 20 babies all with a boost to its melee damage your giga would have 55,228.25% melee damage or 26,509,560 damage per bite. And if you get full imprinting the damage would be 41,354,913.6 damage per bite or 86,156.07% melee damage

Person: Sees giga

Tribemate: uh ohhhhh

Person: Hey tribemate see this bola?

Tribemate: Fine. Whatever.

Your tribemate was killed by a giga (lvl 1)!

Person: Free-

You were killed by a giga (lvl 1)!

Stop the “Real men…” and change it to “Real fools…” Because real men know a waste of time when they see one…

The sad part of knowing, that someone has had to test the cooked fish meat...

You know, one of my tribe mates once told me that these are passive tames. When I respawned, the first thing I did was steal everything my tribe mate had. I also grabbed a bola. When I got back to my body, my tribe mate, and the giga, I threw the bola at my tribe mate, grabbed my stuff, and got back to base. When I got back I saw this:

Hv28 has left the game

Now, whenever I think of that I think of the word VENGEANCE.

Others: If you See this bola your friend and run

Giga: You dont survive this

Me: OK i Just bola My friend and run

Giga: Mmmmmmmh

Me: Realize That I have no friends

Giga: Mmmmmmmh crunchy

If you want to tame a max giga, all you need is a trap, a lot of meat, narcotics, narcotics, narcotics, Walter White, and more narcotics.

On the 12 day of ark by tribmate gave to me

12 maxed out gigas

11 argys speedy

10 bashful carnos

9 otters cutie

8 andrewsarchus

7 calm mesos

6 hurtful allos

5 hyped up pachys

4 op paracerenethiriems

3 poopfull phiomias

2 toxic dillos

And an army of carbonemyssssssssss

Shout out to the guy who made the 12 days of carbonemys tip as I used parts of it. please take a look at his tip.

You don’t have to be faster than the gigs just smarter than your tribe mates

Me: hey look! A Rex

Friend: is it passive tame?

Me: yeah! All Rex’s are passive tame!

Friend: yay!!

John468 was killed by level 300 Giga

Me: 😂😂😂

Once I parachuted off my argent at the highest point and slowly got down but below me a giga was waiting for me...

🪂

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Me and my friend knocked out a giga with a simple trap then all of a sudden a yuty and 2 carnos come outta nowhere and eating the knocked giga. After a while it was extremely bloody we started to lose hope then he woke up and he just he healed in an instant absorbing the blood right back into him he one shot all 3 of them dinos that day we tamed dave