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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I tamed 2 of these bad boys fem and male bred them a few times got a nice melee mutation on one and an hp mutation then bred them got all the stats plus a stam mutation (didn't really do much with the stam) but I got all of this it was a red and yellow powerhouse went to the swamp ate a flower wiped the whole swamp then walked across a shallow river. Giga on full health game crashed i reloged giga was gone looked in the tribe log saw my stupidity strong lvl 280 giga with 30k hp and 700% melee was killed by a level 20 mega piranha.
I was crashed for 15 seconds on official btw.
Fantastic thank you ark.
So my friend just got into ark and he called me and my cousin and said that he found a " chunky rexy boi???" So me and my cousin told him I was a passive mejoberry tame. He thanked us and hung up to go tame it,five minutes later he called us and said " guys......I think my gamed glitches it didn't work it killed me so I'm going to try again " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lvl. 150 giga: *grabs me*
Me: HEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!
Giga: *eats me up*
Me: WTH!?! Where is my level 666 Rex!?!
Ark gods: it is in the land of the dead.
Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!
Me: *yawns and goes unconsciousness*
All of my blood: *leaves my body*
Me: *ascends to heaven with my rex*
That terrible murdering giga: *defacates my specimen implant and my rex's implant*
My tribemates: *revives me and my rex*
Me: Thank you for releasing me!
Please press the upright triangle button to tell everyone not to be me!
Rex says chomp,
bulbdog say ruff
cat says meow,
astrocetus says barf
Titanosaur says stomp
Basilo is American. *he makes oil*
Giga says DIE UNBELIEVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and unicorn says I'm just a eqqus with a piece of corn in my forehead
I say activate god mode ZOOM!
Giga *chomp*
Me *dies*
Guys listen to me for a second, so guys this a rap about me getting put in a trap by six foot tall, little scary in all RAPTOR he chased me down I could hear each foot hit the ground then I fell right in then night rolled in and I felt scared, a dark drift In the air... then I saw it stomping loud and proud, covering all his ground comping me right up, then my tribe throw up